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Old January 24th, 2003, 06:47 PM
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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Have any of you ever heard of the '**** List'? It can be kind of personal, but here it is, see how many on the list stir your memories..

1) The Lincoln Log (It's big and it floats!)
2) The Phantom **** (You felt it come out, you heard it splash, but when you look, it's nowhere to be seen!)
3) The Peek-a-boo **** (Every time you strain, it peeks out, but when you stop straining to breath it hides back in!)
4) The Brain-hemorage through your nose **** (..and it's not called blushing!)
5) The Super snake (also known as the spiral ****!)
6) The Memorable **** (So strange, big or unique that you need a witness!)
7) The Popcorn **** (you know plop, plop no fizz oh what a relief it is!)
8) The Niagra **** (aka the liquid ****!)
9) The Kodak **** (similar to the Memorable **** but you grab a camera because no-one is around!)
10) The Air **** (It's when you spend a half hour on the bowl farting!)
11) The Oxigen Deprivation **** (It stinks so much you have trouble breathing!)
12) The TNT **** (The one that litterly blows out of you in a matter of seconds, often associated with the 'liquid ****'!)
13) The Alien **** (Often recognized by it's strange yellow/green color! Are babies aliens?)
14) The Drain Blocker (The one you have to chop up in order to get it to flush!)

If you know of any missing '****' that should be on the list feel free to add to it!

I bet Fyron is Laughing so hard now that he's crying. Like I said this list can be very personal, RIght Fyron? LOL

[ January 24, 2003, 16:52: Message edited by: David Gervais ]
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