The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tbontob:
These are really funny jokes.

What do you think Fyron?

Fyron?

Fyron?

Where are yooooouuuuuuuuu?????

I've hardly seen him today. Very unusual!

[tesco samoa]

jimbob

it is most likely posted here

but again... a nice joke

A couple of Cali hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

[tesco samoa]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

That is a good one

[tesco samoa]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

Poor Couple
A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.''
The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?''

The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.''

TEXAN: "Where are you from?"

HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

TEXAN: "OK -- where are you from, jackass?"

[Fyron]

Due to the massive state budget defecit created by our Democrat friend Gray Davis, the California Humor Compliancy Commission no longer receives any funding. We will no longer be able to spend the time and money required to analyze and rate your jokes.

[Kamog]

Some of these jokes are really good! I'll try to remember some of them so I can tell them to my friends! Thanks for posting these.

[Fyron]

Yes, some are. Some are terrible. But do to lack of funding, we can no longer help you to see the truth.