The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Fyron · #1 January 25th, 2003, 09:42 AM

Due to the massive state budget defecit created by our Democrat friend Gray Davis, the California Humor Compliancy Commission no longer receives any funding. We will no longer be able to spend the time and money required to analyze and rate your jokes.

Kamog · #2 January 25th, 2003, 10:58 AM

Some of these jokes are really good! I'll try to remember some of them so I can tell them to my friends! Thanks for posting these.

Fyron · #3 January 25th, 2003, 11:41 AM

Yes, some are. Some are terrible. But do to lack of funding, we can no longer help you to see the truth.

Fyron · #4 January 25th, 2003, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by tesco samoa:
jimbob

it is most likely posted here

but again... a nice joke

A couple of Cali hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

I fail to see why that has to be about californians. People all over the US (and in many countries) are like that these days...

David E. Gervais · #5 January 25th, 2003, 01:03 PM

Aaah, Fyron! I was sure that the '**** List' would have at least made you smile!

Here's a 1000 Mineral donation so that you can rate it!

Cheers!

tbontob · #6 January 25th, 2003, 01:33 PM

How about a fyronometer to rate our jokes?

F <==funny

y <==yes, somewhat funny, but needs a bit of work.

r <==run that by me again?

o <==only the mentally deficient will see this as being funny.

n <==nope, no way Hose.

Rating Fyrons response for the first three jokes, I get:

n for the lighthouse joke

n for the pen/pencil joke

o for the drunk superman joke

Using the fyronometer scale to rate my own funny bone, it would be:
f for the lighthouse joke
f for the pen/pencil joke
y for the drunk superman joke

What do you guys think?

primitive · #7 January 25th, 2003, 01:58 PM

Back to the Canadian theme, here's one for the Fyronometer.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, EU decided to do their own study. After �250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Canadians, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Edit: Twas an old joke, just upgraded a little.

[ January 25, 2003, 12:41: Message edited by: primitive ]