The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[David E. Gervais]

Aaah, Fyron! I was sure that the '**** List' would have at least made you smile! Here's a 1000 Mineral donation so that you can rate it!

Cheers!

[tbontob]

How about a fyronometer to rate our jokes?

F <==funny
y <==yes, somewhat funny, but needs a bit of work.
r <==run that by me again?
o <==only the mentally deficient will see this as being funny.
n <==nope, no way Hose.

Rating Fyrons response for the first three jokes, I get:

n for the lighthouse joke
n for the pen/pencil joke
o for the drunk superman joke

Using the fyronometer scale to rate my own funny bone, it would be:
f for the lighthouse joke
f for the pen/pencil joke
y for the drunk superman joke

What do you guys think?

[primitive]

Back to the Canadian theme, here's one for the Fyronometer.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, EU decided to do their own study. After €250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Canadians, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Edit: Twas an old joke, just upgraded a little.

[ January 25, 2003, 12:41: Message edited by: primitive ]

[tbontob]

Originally posted by primitive:
Back to the Canadian theme, here's one for the Fyronometer.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Canadians, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

That's an "f" on my fyronometer!

[primitive]

tbontob: The Fyronometer deserves a F all by itself

Going for an O with this one:

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?". "No. What did that stupid **** do this time?", says the patron. "Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole", says the bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills the little ****er because he's been driving me nuts", says the patron. The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks it up his ***, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "What now?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a grape up his ***, then pulled it out and ate it", says the barkeeper.
"Well, what did you expect?", replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

[tbontob]

Primitive

I am now bit confused about my humor.

Esthetically, it deserves a "O". It is not a joke for mixed company, although I have met some ladies who have told the most ribald of jokes.

But it hits my funny bone and on my fyronometer deserves an "F"

Others may think not the joke but me personally belongs the in the O Category as being "mentally deficient"!

[primitive]

tbontob:

Thy certainly knows thyself