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Old January 26th, 2003, 02:03 AM
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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

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Originally posted by primitive:
Back to the Canadian theme, here's one for the Fyronometer.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Canadians, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
That's an "f" on my fyronometer!
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