The Funniest Canadian Joke.

[primitive]

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off.
As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one. "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:

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RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not!

So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to.

No, it does not. Everyone I have ever talked to about stuff like this is quite capable of distinguishing when new topics begin. All you are doing with the multiple Posts is padding your post count, and making it more annoying to read.

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Really?

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:

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RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not!

So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to.

No, it does not. Everyone I have ever talked to about stuff like this is quite capable of distinguishing when new topics begin. All you are doing with the multiple Posts is padding your post count, and making it more annoying to read.

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Was I doing that?

[tbontob]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:

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RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not!

So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to.

No, it does not. Everyone I have ever talked to about stuff like this is quite capable of distinguishing when new topics begin. All you are doing with the multiple Posts is padding your post count, and making it more annoying to read.

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I didn't know I was doing that!

[tbontob]

Primitive, that was a good one!

[Kaladaar]

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

Three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves......she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts!

She says,...............................
"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

[Fyron]

tbontob, please stop making this thread harder to read with so many Posts in a row (esp. ones that don't have anything of substance in them).