The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Fyron · #1 February 1st, 2003, 02:12 AM

Primitive, you have to start with a good joke, not a bad one.

primitive · #2 February 1st, 2003, 02:55 AM

Fyron
This joke was only used for testing purposes. I would never tell such a lame joke.

BTW, I think I got it..

4: Compensate for size difference.

Original joke:
What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm ?
- A pimp.

Refined Canadian joke:
What do you call a Canadian with a moose under each arm ?
- A very, very tall pimp.

tbontob · #3 February 2nd, 2003, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
No, it wasn't me. I was the second one.

ROFLOL. That was funny! My parrot perked up and started to laugh with me. And he is three rooms away!!!!

tbontob · #4 February 2nd, 2003, 01:21 AM

When I read Ragnaroks reply, I didn't have a chance to read Primitive's.

By this time I was "really" rolling on the floor. And my parrot is laughing his silly head off too!

primitive · #5 February 2nd, 2003, 01:44 AM

Tbontob:

Thank you for your kind words and the set up for the "Canadizer."

Pop by the Cantina for a drink on me.

tbontob · #6 February 2nd, 2003, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by primitive:
Tbontob:

Thank you for your kind words and the set up for the "Canadizer."

Pop by the Cantina for a drink on me.

Primitive, let me tell you what I found was so funny about your joke.

The moose is the largest land animal in North America and if I am not mistaken in South America too.

Yep, it apparently beats the grizzly pound for pound.

What is not so well known is that it beats the bear or any other animal in Canada as being the most dangerous land animal in Canada.

And the moose is tall!!!!

And it is not domesticated like the sheep.

So even if the pimp could somehow get two moose under his arms (very, very unlikely even for a very, very tall pimp), the human is likely to be on the receiving end of any amorous adventure.

And after being pronged and repeatedly gorged, the moose is likely to stomp him into the ground for good measure.

Your formula was a good one. Putting it into practice made your joke even funnier.

primitive · #7 February 2nd, 2003, 03:17 AM

Tbontob.
We have plenty of moose in Norway also.

And the moose is in many ways just like humans.

Every autumn ( mating season) some sexually frustrated young males come into peoples gardens and eat fermented apples left on the trees.
Getting really drunk, they run around the suburbs, acting just like English soccerfans.