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February 26th, 2003, 10:31 AM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
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What do trolls eat?
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Hobbits?
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February 26th, 2003, 10:34 AM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
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Well I admit that in ancient times the Norse may have been authority on trolls but at the moment its Peter Jackson. Last time I was at the cricket with Pete I distinctly recall him telling me that "Trolls are large and gray, with very slow reflexes and a habit of dying with an arrow through the brain".
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February 27th, 2003, 02:57 AM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
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What do trolls eat?
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If my inner-child is correct Trolls eat gruff billie goats. And they live under bridges. 
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February 26th, 2003, 03:27 PM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
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I distinctly recall him telling me that "Trolls are large and gray, with very slow reflexes and a habit of dying with an arrow through the brain".
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That was only one type of troll in Lord of the Rings though.
Yeah, those were Cave Trolls.
Check out the huge Mountain Trolls that were manning the Black Gate of Insenmouth in the Two Towers....
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February 26th, 2003, 04:31 PM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
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If my inner-child is correct Trolls eat gruff billie goats. And they live under bridges.
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In order to get rid of the trolls, then, we should burn all our bridges!
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February 26th, 2003, 05:40 PM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
No no no. To kill trolls, you need to apply acid or fire to them when you knock them down (burning hands, fire arrows, acid arrows, etc)
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February 26th, 2003, 06:08 PM
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Re: Don\'t feed the trolls, people.
A good o'l flamethrower would do the job nicely.
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