Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Kamog · #1 April 17th, 2003, 05:57 AM

Hello! This new Cantina is a really nice place! Everything is so brand new and clean... just look at the shine on the floor!

mac5732 · #2 April 17th, 2003, 06:41 AM

Mac walks into this new place looks around, he appears most disheveld, worn out, his clothes are wet, damp and dirty, BUT, he has a brewski in his hand, The group ask what happened, Mac just looks at them... then slowly tells them, its Gone, its gone again..... he looks around for a cornor table, orders his usual scrambled eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon and a brewski, walks over and sits down, claiming the table, ahhh, feels good to be home again....

Taz-in-Space · #3 April 17th, 2003, 07:16 AM

...Exiting the glowing portal, Taz advises everyone NOT to go back through the portal.

'That old cantina is now closed.'

Taz then goes to the bar and begins to write-up an expense report.

One ACME cruiser with the following components:
1 Master Computer III
1 Quantum Reactor
6 Quantum Engines III
1 Inverted Quantum Beam

Total Cost - 108,260 Minerals 21,000 Organics 101,460 radioactives

Having done the paperwork, Taz takes his usual position behind the bar and begins to polish the fine oak surface.

Taz-in-Space · #4 April 17th, 2003, 07:27 AM

What is THIS? SOMEBODY IS CHEWING ON THE BAR?!!!

Taz zips over to Katchoo and quickly winds-up his beanie extra tight.

With a sound like an out of control buzzsaw, Katchoo is sent into the rafters with such force that only the top of his beanie can be seen inbedded therein.

Satisfied that the problem has been handled, Taz again resumes polishing the bar.

ZeroAdunn · #5 April 17th, 2003, 07:40 AM

A new one? What happened to the old one?

*ZA starts a fire*

Goodbye....

narf poit chez BOOM · #6 April 17th, 2003, 09:33 AM

roughly translated from computer into english:
'potiential dangerous chemical reaction. self-spreading. danger to wearer: none. suit systems 95% functional. suit armor 83% functional. danger to wearer's food: 5 minuts, 19 seconds, estimated. precision not needed. danger to others: unkown. danger or potential help from others: uncertain. owner disaproves of out of control 'fire'.'
pshhhhhhh. ''fire' neutralized. biological tagged as poteintaily dangerous. prepare combat systems at next emergence. no engeagement without engagement. current environment suitable for wearer.'

David E. Gervais · #7 April 18th, 2003, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
roughly translated from computer into english:
'potiential dangerous chemical reaction. self-spreading. danger to wearer: none. suit systems 95% functional. suit armor 83% functional. danger to wearer's food: 5 minuts, 19 seconds, estimated. precision not needed. danger to others: unkown. danger or potential help from others: uncertain. owner disaproves of out of control 'fire'.'
pshhhhhhh. ''fire' neutralized. biological tagged as poteintaily dangerous. prepare combat systems at next emergence. no engeagement without engagement. current environment suitable for wearer.'

Taz, do me a favor, turn off the TV, it's annoying when Narf is broadcasting!

Want to hear something funny? Narf was trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. I don't know if he was having fun, but he sure sounded genuinely perplexed about it not fitting! I tried to help him but he was much too distracted to hear me!

Ah well, next he'll be playing with marbles!

Cheers!