Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Katchoo]

Originally posted by Power Man:
Power Man heads to the bar.
"Thanks for the offer Katchoo, but I don't feel like having any spaghetti right now. I guess you must also use "head cheese" in your recipe? "

*munch*munch*slurrrrrrp*munch*

"Hmmm...? Oh, no...no cheese...i'm lactose ignorant..."

Katchoo turns to look around the bar and sees everyone staring at him. Or ignoring him. He can't really tell since he has meatsauce in his eyes.

"C'mon everyone, eat up!"

Spaghetti sauce spits out as Katchoo speaks, spraying most of the bar with red sauce.

*slurrrrrrrp*munch*munch*munch*