Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Katchoo]

*munch*munch*munch*

*BURRRRRP!*

Having finished his meal Katchoo puts his beany propeller hat back on.

"Hmmm...no napkins..." Katchoo muses.

Katchoo reaches over the bar, grabs Taz's apron, and yanks it off.

*Yank!*

Katchoo wipes his faces clean and then heads out the door to use the Honey Bucket. Several days later Katchoo finishes his "business" with the bucket and re-enters the bar. Katchoo tosses Taz's apron back to him.

"There's no toilet paper out there either" Katchoo remarks to Taz before heading for the new gambling room.

Meanwhile the Honey Bucket becomes it's own life form, and as it's first sentient act, commits suicide. A funeral will be held on Friday.