Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Cor, an effective and efficient first officer, just what I always wanted.....

Right, so we have me as Jean Luc Le Grand Chat (or Captain Slog)

Scoffo is Mr Scoffo to you, first officer extraordinaire and in no way to be compared to that daft fuzzy faced pillock Ryker who always stand like he is clenching an apple between his buttocks

Geo is Dr Geoschmo, a grumbling old miserable shindle shanked old tosspot who lives down in the sickbay and drinks Jack Daniels (I loved that line geo)

Taz is Whoopi Goldberg, with funny mediaval princess style conical hat on top of his furry head

we need a lot of other people......

Now, we need to get Lieutenant Uhuru (or, given her levels of alcohol consumption, Lieutenant U-hurrrrrrrrrghhuuuuurrrrrrrr-u) to contact Starfleet Command to find out what our orders are...

surely we are on some important galactic mission, surely our raison d'etre for galactic travel cannot be just to fly around, avoiding hitting things, drinking, partying and trying not to throw up on the main viewscreen...

Hey, anyone fancy trying to trap Rag's head in the sliding doors? anyone fancy a turbolift race down to the holodeck via ten forward and the massage parlour?

PS Captain Slog, stardate 14.09.29.04.2003 - note to first officer, any member of the crew pronouncing "Lieutenant" as "Lootenant" rather than the correct "Lefftenant" is to be severely beaten around the head with an oversized tricorder......

Ooohhh, I cannot wait to meet the Klingons

[ April 29, 2003, 14:12: Message edited by: growltigger ]