Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[dogscoff]

Oh no I haven't, I am saving myself for some Orion green-skinned dancing girl!! If it was good enough for Kirk, it is good enough for me!

A hole in the ceiling opens up and a mountain of Orions immmediately falls out to bury the Captain.

Infuriated, he digs his way out and yells
"I said Orion, not onion!"

A hole in the ceiling opens up and a mountain of onions immmediately falls out to bury the Captain and the mountain of Orions.

"That's better."

Gryph, you are more than welcome. I think 'Tig has already reserved a spot for you on the crew. Look back a page or two.

[ May 01, 2003, 16:50: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Growltigger]

Captain to first officer, Ryker, sorry Scoffo you utter oik, get a cleaning crew into the captain's ready room immediately, I appear tobe buried under a pile of sweaty naked orion green-skinned dancing girls, as well as a pile of shallots...

hang on, belay that order, give me a hour before you send in the cleaning crew, something here needs to be probed deeply....

snicker snicker

[Power Man]

Power Man resets his Large, Powerful, Amazing, Long, Phase Energy Pistol and gives that bloody vulcan (TM) numpty-head a “Brief” shot in the backside.

“Boy I am glad the Captain did not see that it was I who was controlling the armada of huge menacing space dreadnoughts heading toward the TSSS Phong's Head.
I mean we were only.. uh … Practicing our Space Combat lessons.. Ya that’s it.
We were not PLAYING !! “

Putting the ship into PARKing Orbit Power Man asks Mr S'Katchoo , “ Hay I just got a beta copy of Space Empires: Starfury for the Holodeck. I hear that Holodeck Four in available. How about we go down and get in some more “Practice”?

Power Man pushes a button on the controls. A large green light starts flashing. The light is labeled “Designated Driver Device”. There, I’m ready. Lets go have some fun Play— er Practicing.

[Katchoo]

Science Officer S'Katchoo turns away from his Science Station to answer.

Mr S'Katchoo: "Starfury? That game has proven to be vastly subpar to the much better designed Master of Orion 3."

At that moment a vast intelligence stirs...

[Power Man]

MOO 3 !!! I heard that the game is SO BAD even the COWS don't like it !!

If you don't want to join in a game of Starfury me I guess I will just have to go to the holodeck and Play with it by myself....

At that moment a vast intelligence moans ....

(insert Trek "Unknown Danger " music here)

[Katchoo]

Mr S'Katchoo takes a new piece of tape out and tapes his eyebrow even higher to express his surprise at PowerMan's response.

Mr. S'Katchoo: "Very well. I will join you for some "practice". Although i'm certain my combat skills will diminish from the experience."

Mr S'Katchoo folds up the chair he's been using on the bridge and takes it with him as he accompanies PowerMan to the turbolift.

Elsewhere, a vast intelligence whistles while reading a copy of Naussicans Monthly in a SuperEvolved bathroom...

[Taz-in-Space]

Just as Taz was about to give the female raider some particularly deep -ahh- probing questions, the intercom tells him that he is required to report for an away mission.

Taz gives the prisoner a bottle of the bubbly and the complete collected works of the Three Stooges to keep her occupied.

Now where was that pistol? There it is!
Taz picks up a pistol like that Last used by Jim Carey in The Mask (You know - the one with eleventy-dozen barrels and attached rocket launcher) and grabbing his ACME gas mask, whirls out the door.

Taz is on his way!

Ooops. I mean: Taz is on his way, SIR!

[ May 02, 2003, 05:06: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]