Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Power Man]

Power Man resets his Large, Powerful, Amazing, Long, Phase Energy Pistol and gives that bloody vulcan (TM) numpty-head a “Brief” shot in the backside.

“Boy I am glad the Captain did not see that it was I who was controlling the armada of huge menacing space dreadnoughts heading toward the TSSS Phong's Head.
I mean we were only.. uh … Practicing our Space Combat lessons.. Ya that’s it.
We were not PLAYING !! “

Putting the ship into PARKing Orbit Power Man asks Mr S'Katchoo , “ Hay I just got a beta copy of Space Empires: Starfury for the Holodeck. I hear that Holodeck Four in available. How about we go down and get in some more “Practice”?

Power Man pushes a button on the controls. A large green light starts flashing. The light is labeled “Designated Driver Device”. There, I’m ready. Lets go have some fun Play— er Practicing.