Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Power Man]

Power Man is still wandering the halls looking for the Re-Cover room and muttering about that *&^%$% CAT. Suddenly his ears are deafened by loud guitar music and some voice Kat-erwauling something about "grabbing the stick of a juicy fruit".
"This must be "The Word from our sponsor" we have been waiting for. Boy, you can't tell me they don't crank up the volume on those things. Well I know how to handle commercials." Power Man hits the mute button on his helmet and blocks the rest of the noise.

Power Man realizes that he may be lost. "I know I should have turned Left at that Last branch."
He sees that the walls have taken on a different, smoother, almost grown look. "This almost looks like Organic Tech!!"
He rounds a corner and sees three Old Fart Crones standing around a small vat of bubbling liquid. They are chanting as they add in various ingredients :
Eye of nute, toe of frog, wing of Bat, and tongue of dog this is how we make this Grog.

Oh this must be how they make the "Shake A Spear" ale. I'm glad I did not have any of That Last night.

Suppressing his Manly Needs Not to ask for Directions Power Man asks the Old Fart Crones for the way back to the Re-Cover room. They of course delight in telling him "Where to Go" and "How to Get There".

"Well How RUDE! Getting told off by those Old Farts. I will just have to keep looking for a way back myself"

Will Power Man find his way back? Will the rest of the Team ever wake up?? Will we get another Commercial??? Stay TOONED…..

[ May 09, 2003, 00:02: Message edited by: Power Man ]