Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Katchoo]

Science Officer S'Katchoo's head recoils from left to right as he continously gets slapped in the face with the trout.

*slap*slap*slap*

Droid: "What are you doing at Fart Point?"

*slap*slap*slap*

Mr. S'Katchoo: ".. must .. hold out ..."

*slap*slap*slap*

Mr. S'Katchoo: ".. fish .... tenderising face .."

*slap*slap*slap*

Mr. S'Katchoo: "... loosing self ... control .... getting .. aroused ....."

*slap*slap*slap*

An odd smile comes over Mr. S'Katchoo's face as his willpower (and panties) break.

Mr. S'Katchoo: ".. must seek .......... ale ... go bodly ........ cantina ......... before ...... shama-lama-ding-dong ..."

*slap*slap*slap*

Mr S'Katchoo: ".. slap it .... like you want it .... heeeeeeeeere fishy fishy fishy ..."

*slap*slap*slap*

[Power Man]

Power Man, follows the path back to the Re-Cover Room. Suddenly the tricorder shows several +2 rats between him and the Room.
He does a quick check, No this thing's not back in “Game mode”.
It is really “smelling a rat" out there.
Power Man thinks "I will sneak up on "Those Dirty Rats" and try out the Phaser program."

BEEP BEEP BEEP I’m Sorry but the program “Phaser” is not available at this time. Please try again later.
BEEP BEEP BEEP I’m Sorry but the program “Phaser” is not available at this time. Please try again later.
BEEP BEEP BEEP I’m Sorry but the program “Phaser” is not available at this time. Please try again later.

“STOP that. Quiet!! Oh NO here come the Rats MY WAY !!”

Power Man drop kicks the loud tricorder into the Rats stopping their charge, and also once again “re-Booting” the thing.
He quickly takes out his powerful phase pistol and ZAPS all of the rats. (Wait A Minute.. Do I smell cooking Tribble Wings?)

Power Man grabs the re-booted tricorder, enters the Re-cover Room and shuts the door behind him. He wakes up the two red shirts (who’s faces are finally back to normal). But he can’t seem to get a response from Gryphin. “I guess the “Old Bird” can’t hold his booze like the rest of us.

“Power Man to the Great, Powerful , etc. etc. etc., Captain Growltigga I have made it back to the Team. It appears that Taz has gone off “In Search Of” our Ale and that huge bar. Both seem to have disappeared.

Captain, I am going to take the team and do a through search of every nook and Crack of Fart Point.
We will explore the “dark and smelly” parts of Anus IV.
I hope to “Get to the Bottom of Things” and find out what trouble is “Brewing” around here.

Captain, Captain ?? Please respond. Captain ? …..”

“Oh Great. First Number 1 disappears and now the Captain goes “Postal-less”

Power Man has the two red shirts carry Gryphin (who is a light as a feather).
The team starts Treking deep into the Guts of Fart Point.

(growltigger, You haven’t posted in a bit What has happened to you?? Sheep get your tongue ??)

[Raging Deadstar]

*Senator Deadstar looks around in his control room as he watches Science Officer S'Katchoo get extremely aroused by getting fish slapped over and over again. Seeing this he pushes a few buttons and hopes the outcome will work..*

*The Probe droid floats over to the Vulcan and it's huge metal claw shoots out and impales S'katchoo to the wall by his neck. It then fires a poison dart at him and watches as the fast acting poison takes effect. The probe droid opens a hatch up and pulls out a ballerina's costume which he deposits on the floor. The droid lets go and reactivates it's hologram projector and the hologram ensign smiles as S'Katchoo puts the costume on over his uniform and pirouettes down the corridor before leaping away. Senator Deadstar smiles at the havoc the Vulcan could unleash. A few button presses later and the ensign disappears down the hallway, looking for someone more stable to interrorgate!*

[Gryphin]

Guys, I can't keep up. I just don't have time to make the quality of post I would want to. I'll pop in now and then.

[Taz-in-Space]

25 armored and fleet of foot Britney Spears and Shania Twain Clones immediately set out to capture and bring to bay the oncoming furball.

Seeing the amazons close in, Taz sends Narf back to warn Powerman and the rest of the away team.

As for himself, he figures that this might be a chance to 'get to the bottom of things'.

Taz hides his weapon and stops spinning. Giving friendly hugs all around, he says, "Take Taz to paradise.., err I mean your leader!"

[David E. Gervais]

I, walk into the dimly lit bar and instinctively go to my regular table by the fake window with the fake rain,.. "Taz I'll have a nice cool glass of JD on the rocks, and put it on RD's tab."

..aaaaah, feels good to take a moment to relax. I thought this place was lost, I missed the name change and wondered where all the people went.

Cheers!

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by growltigger:
Hmmmm, I guess a navigator is a bit of a luxory on this trip but when he re-surfaces, I nominate David Gervais as I think he could find his backside with both hands which is more than the rest of us, and as for a counsellor, I nominate Gryphin whenever he turns up to the party....

Hey David. This place is no longer just a cantina my pixel pushing friend. Where you are now sitting is the lounge on board the coveted TSSS Phongs Head. I suggest you read the past 5-6 pages and catch up on whats happening, Of course if theres no desire to naviagte Tigga's ship you can always join the Deadstar Continuum and help us irradicate the Galactic Federation, but if boldly going where no artist has went before, drinking new beer and finding luscious alien girls to bonk is more your thing, go with Growltigga!