Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Captain Growltigga to Brigadier General Imperator of the Universe and Il Duce of the Galaxy Power Man. You can have all the promotions you want... if you see that mayor, tell him to come on down to Mac's cavern, the view down here is just fantastic...

and as for violence, how on earth could any red-blooded male consider brawling with his enemies when he is viewing Salma Hayek holding Britney Spears in a half nelson, whilst Shania Twain and Liv Tyler and entwined in what I think is a old phoenician wrestling hold and Liz Hurley is rubbing her inner thighs where Liv Tyler kicked her.... and all this repeated about 400 times.....

Mac and me are enjoying a moment of entente cordial..... as well as a couple of good brewskis...

Growltigga to Phong's Head, stand down from red alert, go to yellow alert and send me down my video-recorder