Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Growltigga and Mac whisper to each other for a few moments, before nodding and reaching agreement.

With a flamboyant wave, Mac triggers again the sprinkler system and turns on a supersized stereo with some cool flamenco and salsa tunes on it....

The mud is washed off the brawling horde of beeeeyewwwwwtiful young ladies as they continue to scrap in the wet....

Mac and Growltigga turn to each other and shake hands, a treaty is reached and the Galactic Federation, and Mac, Galactic Overlord of Fart Point are now the best of chums......

Now all we need is a triumphal party, we have the music, we, ahem, have dancing partners..., we have a planet full of top booze, thanks to Taz and Narf we have stacks of kentucky fried rodent, we have managed to lose that daft first officer of mine, Mr Ryker, I mean Mr Dogscoff, what else could we possibly need?

[dogscoff]

we have a planet full of top booze, thanks to Taz and Narf we have stacks of kentucky fried rodent, we have managed to lose that daft first officer of mine, Mr Ryker, I mean Mr Dogscoff, what else could we possibly need?

Dogscoff, suddenly and temporarily recovered, teleports in with a crate of "stayalert" stimulant pills and a bucket of viagra.

[Growltigger]

Captain Growltigga activates his teleportation redirection field... Commander Dogscoff is immediately redirected to the Fart Point Homes for Aging Ladies of the Night.....

The said ladies, deprived of any, ahem, business for quite a while and suffering from several years of sensory deprivation, are duped into believing that Commander Dogscoff is actually a good looking chap clutching a large amount of viagra....

Camera fades to ending credits for Episode 1 Encounter at Fart Point amid the sounds of Commander Dogscoff being pounced upon by some right old minging boilers!!

What's the next episode "No loo roll - the TSSS PHong's Head encounters the Klingons"?

[David E. Gervais]

I just had a generous helping of Beans, Italian Saussage, Eggs and Cheeze, and I now have gas. But that's alright, I'll fit right in here at FartPoint. I just hope that the air filtering pumps don't get damaged.

[Growltigger]

Post 200, end of "Encounter at Fart Point"

Da deeeee dah dah dah dah dah dahhhhhhh
cue sight of TSSS PHong's Head zipping past the screen very fast
cue credits and still pictures of the following

Captain Growltigga in combat suit looking heroic
Mac and GT watching the clones naked mud wrestling brawl
Commander Power Man fighting the rats
Taz drunk and fast asleep on bunk
Growltigga issuing orders on bridge
another picture of the clones fighting
Mr S'Katchoo barbecuing on the bridge
Captain Growltigga looking clever and intelligent
Mr Dogscoff being assaulted by the aging hookers
Gryphin looking at his cleavage in amazement

end credits.... cue adverts, cue trailer for the next episode......

"Space, the final frontier..... these are the voyages of the TSSS Phong's Head, on its 5 year mission to boldly go boldly where no bold man has gone before boldly...."

PS in true Star Trek style, I think we need an episode where we worry about the personal problems of one of the crew, rather than kill aliens and all that...

how about an episode revolving round Mr Power Man's haemmoroids?

[ May 13, 2003, 18:08: Message edited by: growltigger ]

[narf poit chez BOOM]

episode two will include narf's revenge and a big fight with barry. in the meantime,

all the rat bones, being toons, move around, attach themselves together and stalk off backstage.

next episode, maybe pet snakes?

[Gryphin]

Pooh Star is even more amazed at my cleavage.