Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Captain Growltigga activates his teleportation redirection field... Commander Dogscoff is immediately redirected to the Fart Point Homes for Aging Ladies of the Night.....

The said ladies, deprived of any, ahem, business for quite a while and suffering from several years of sensory deprivation, are duped into believing that Commander Dogscoff is actually a good looking chap clutching a large amount of viagra....

Camera fades to ending credits for Episode 1 Encounter at Fart Point amid the sounds of Commander Dogscoff being pounced upon by some right old minging boilers!!

What's the next episode "No loo roll - the TSSS PHong's Head encounters the Klingons"?