Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Taz-in-Space]

Posted by Growltigger:

Taz, you are the only sensible one on this away team, double check the transporter and let us beam ourselves back to where we belong"

As Taz is about to follow orders he is interrupted by Minger Erax.
Even a Taz has his limits and when M-Erax turns away to sip his hot chocolate; Taz breaks out his trusty gyroscope-equipped titanium-coated baseball bat and whacks M-Erax with it!

Satisfied that M-Erax will be counting stars for some time to come, Taz proceeds to fix the #%&*! transporter.
First that desktop theme has got to go. Taz considers using the bat once again, but settles for resetting the system to win-doze standard...
...Some time later Taz reports to the captain that the transporter is ready to go. (And Taz MORE than ready to go...)

Oh, and I have set remote beam-out for Power Man who reported to your ready room (as ordered) instead of meeting you here!