Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[dogscoff]

dogscoff rematerialises on the transporter pad, and is almost immediately aware that something is wrong.

"Something wrong, commander?" Asks Erax, who is manning the transporter controls.
"I think someone ('Tigga) is trying to get rid of me." Replies a weary dogscoff. "Someone rigged the transporter so I'd end up in a completely random parallel universe."
"Yes," says Erax, honking his comedy red nose "you certainly don't look like you belong here."
With that, Erax flaps out of the transporter room in his size 18 shoes, just as the 'Tigga from this dimension walks in. He stops to squirt 'scoff in the face with water from a pLastic lapel-flower, before chastising him for not wearing his ClownFleet regulation giant green wig and baggy troUsers.

'Scoff sighs, goes over to the transporter controls, gives them a kick and steps back on the pad, hoping this time he will be sent back home.

[ May 20, 2003, 11:20: Message edited by: dogscoff ]