Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[dogscoff]

Let's leave him iin there and see how hungry he has to get before he resorts to Jawa-licking

[Growltigger]

Hmmmm... the sad news for Raging Deadstar is that a fair majority of the female proportion of the TSSS Phong's Head crew have caught a variety of nasty and unpleasant sexually transmitted diseases.

I think they caught these off Kamog and Dogscoff and as our trusty doctor seems to have gone AWOL, they cannot be cured yet.

Ragnarok, I am a bit confused where you are doing your evil gloating from? you are not on board, you dont have the power to beam images of yourself halfway across the galaxy, you cannot be in a cloaked ship cos we would blow that from space as soon as we saw it, you are not Q so don't have the power to remove my clothing and strangley, you seem to be suffering from awful hallucinations.....

Barry licking Jawa-Bolognese concoctions, Kamog cowering and covered in hollandaise sauce, ooh this is fun...

Captain Growltigga signing out, to infinity and beyond!

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
*Raging Deadstar laughs hysterically at the look on Growltiggers face as he gets dressed and sends the Federation crew back to their shuttle, complimenting the one tigga's had his eye on for a few months. Hehehe a good jiggle around and a few moaning noises fools everyone.*

Look above GT, If you misunderstood i NEVER had sex with your crew! hehehe think i would have sex with any of your crew GT? Not likely after you've had them all and when i have an empire of Attractive gothic girls waiting back home for me to look at, Anyway the only person i'm having fun with is my Goddess, ruler of the Deadstar Continuum, i'm just the puppet ruler!

*Raging Deadstar laughs evily as he watches the CCTV Of the ship and smiles as he sees Power Man getting it on with tigga's favourite 10 Forward waitress/love toy, the one who apparently has an exotic STD. RD looks away as he heres Power Man screaming as gigantic ballon sized green warts start inflating from his love pump and as he runs with a towel barely disguising the situation he reaches Dr Geoschmo Med lab. There on the computer screen is a message...*

"DR Geoschmo is out. If you're a red shirt ensign with a phaser wound to the toe please report to Cargo Bay 1 with a sauce of your choice for a celebratory "Buffet" hosted by our very Own Barry!

If you are Seriously injured i suggest you remmeber that i'm currently "indisposed" helping a FBW Recover from "exhaustion" due to the Captains frivelous activities! They're so much easier to Molest when they're tired....*evil grin face* Still here, Dammit I'm a Doctor not a babysitter for incapable Crewmembers!"

[Power Man]

Fortunately Power Man knows were the Doc keeps the "Sticky Wicket" brand penicillin (you know the one that says "Its Good For What Ails You").

He grabs a good "Dose" of the pills.

He also takes a tube of Preparation STD ointment (also available in giant suppositories).
Returning to his cabin with his cure well "in Hand", he vows to be a "Good Boy". "Next time I'll see a Fuzzy Bunny Dealer from my Card Room. I know they always play with a "clean deck."

[Growltigger]

Captain Growltigga has started an interesting business sideline. Thanks to the internal scanner in the PVC and black leather lined Captain's Ready Room, Kapitan Jean Luc Le Mucho Grande Calientes Saucisson Le Chat is raking it in selling DVD's of his, ahem, intimate liaisons to discerning connossieurs in the galaxy!

The room is available for hire should anyone in the crew wish to avail themselves of this facility

[Growltigger]

hee hee, note that in a fit of Bar Trek-esque related insanity, I have changed my handle to the great captain himself!

[Erax]

'Tig, that must be the silliest idea I've heard in my entire life.

Edit : That's why I'm doing it too !!

[ May 24, 2003, 10:15: Message edited by: Chief Engineer Erax ]