Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Growltigger · #1 May 27th, 2003, 10:28 AM

Kamog, unfortunately no-one (other than the Boston Sex Fiend himself) knows what "Circling the Wagons" and the "Gryphin Position" actually are...

That discussion was the underpin of the whole start-up of the Cantina thread. We still dont know and I suspect, we will not ever find out (and even if we did, we would probably need a medical dictionary, a dictionary of yoga terms and postions and an unarmed combat manual to understand it!!)

PS It is probably outlawed by most nations, and probably by some of the more straight-laced religions too

PPS Taz/Guinan - "Captain" will do, as will "Skipper", "Boss-man" or "Bwana". To you, "Sir" is most appropriate

[ May 27, 2003, 09:31: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]

Growltigger · #2 May 27th, 2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Senator Raging Deadstar:
maybe it will reveal some of Jean Luc Le Grand Chats combat techniques...

Oh, I am sure it will. As you may or may not know, Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat is a black belt in the esoteric unarmed combat mode known as "Kat Fu"..

Gaze upon the video, and your tactical weapons officer will learn a plethora of mystic and arcane Kat Fu moves such as:

Stiki Nobi
Rumpi Pumpi
Licki Slurpi
Girli ona toppee
Too Wun Fun
Bottee Biti

and dont forget the infamous

Monee Shoti

[ May 27, 2003, 13:42: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]

Power Man · #3 May 27th, 2003, 10:06 PM

Power Man is resting in his cabin.
He desides to watch some movies .

He looks at the list of some of the "adult offerings".

"I see that the Captian is trying to make a little "scratch" on the side.
Some of those titles look interesting.
But why are they listed in the "Selected Short Subjects" section?? "

Captain, have you gone after the "minger" captian yet? We Last saw hime heading to the Pink Triangle Nebula.

Growltigger · #4 May 28th, 2003, 02:43 PM

Power Man, I thought I would leave the minger ginger Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat for a "Generations" type of event in a later series!

Dont worry, leotard wearing nancy boys will get their comeuppence and no mistake.

Hmmmm.. this thread seems to have slowed down, bit of a boring second episode I feel....

I wonder if we should land the TSSS Phong's Head and revert it back to a cantina?

Erax · #5 May 28th, 2003, 02:56 PM

Twelve more Posts and we can wrap this episode. No, make that eleven now.

Erax is still drinking in Ten Forward BTW.

dogscoff · #6 May 28th, 2003, 04:21 PM

Fair comment 'Tig. However, we could have noe Last stab at it. Anyone fancy re-hashing this favourite episode?

http://www.johnskeedvabbq.com/Transcripts/RA.html

No prizes for anyone who spots the deliberate mistake...

Raging Deadstar · #7 May 28th, 2003, 08:09 PM

We can't turn it back into a cantina, i personally think you guys wrapped it up too soon! In the first episode it was ok cos no-one had a clue on how to finish but this was simple! Beam the mingers back to their dimension, hmm we need to liven up this episode, let me see what i can do....

*Due to the inexplicable laws of the universe which the TSSS Phong's head is travelling through, the one dogscoff created which has a typical star trek attitude (if a universe can have an attitude) the TSSS Phong's head is suddenly propelled into a rip between the minger dimension and this one (this so over done!) and from the swirling colours of energy comes a ship, but it's not like any other ship, it's exactly like the Phong's Head, except for the fact it has a large ginger synthetic beard on the front and has a peace symbol on the top. Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat has to make a choice, surely it wouldn't be right to fire on a ship full of Pacifists, but it's already the second episode and we havn't seen any ship to ship combat and special effects! Will The captain let the Bar Trek series fail so spectacularly? Will he show them the way back home and come across as the peaceful, suave Picard and let us become a cantina again? Or will he show us the tigga we all know and partially like when he isn't shoving red hot pokers up our backsides? The series lies in Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chats hands!*

Come on, 9 Posts left! just enough to destroy the minger TSSS Phong's head, keep the Bar Trek series alive!

[ May 28, 2003, 19:12: Message edited by: Senator Raging Deadstar ]