Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

David E. Gervais · #1 May 31st, 2003, 10:40 PM

...Psssst, hey people, Taz is acting up in my avatar thread again,.. y'all should drop by and see what he's doing..

Cheers!

Taz-in-Space · #2 June 1st, 2003, 05:04 AM

Taz quickly grabs the 300th Cantina post...and whirls on over to David's thread to see what I'm doing!!

Growltigger · #3 June 2nd, 2003, 04:02 PM

OK, Episode 2 closes with thumping good music, pictures of the TSSS Phong's Head zooming past the screen, and the occassional still shot of Captain Jean Luc looking heroic, photon torpedoes hitting the klingon ship, Kamog stuffed in the brig with jawas, S'Katchoo doing the hokey kokey with a bunch of ponces, a still from the Captain's video, more pictures of Jena Luc looking heroic and the like.

OK, episode 2 was a bit of a minger. What are we doing for episode 3? we need something with a bit more action, a more pazzazz and joi de vivre

Any (sensible) ideas

Erax · #4 June 2nd, 2003, 04:07 PM

I still vote for S'Katchoo's Brain.

Power Man · #5 June 2nd, 2003, 04:23 PM

How about the oen were the DS9 folks went back in time to the Tribble episode in the Old Star Trek. We would have to "behave" ourselves as to not contaminate the time line. RD could be the villian trying to kill of Kirk and mess up the time line.

And I would get to try out to Real "Tribble Wings" made with real Tribbles.
UMMM Tribble wings, ALGGGGGG . Drool slobber slobber.....

dogscoff · #6 June 2nd, 2003, 04:23 PM

After remembering just how bad the original episode was, S'Katchoo's brain clinches it.

Here's the synopsis (Couldn't find a script).

Growltigger · #7 June 2nd, 2003, 05:05 PM

Cue opening credits, sights of the TSSS Phong's Head shooting through space and even more heroic pictures of the intrepid crew of this galactic marvel...

The episode banner pops up onto the screen, "THE QUEST FOR S'KATCHOO's BRAIN"

Camera pans back to a space view of the TSSS Phong's Head. The camera zooms in through the viewport to the main bridge, where Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat is dictating a message to Starfleet about the recent battle with the Klingon cruiser

The TSSS Phong's Head is on a routine mission to monitor the methane clouds of Fart Point. All is calm and our brave, heroic and extremely sexy captain decides to have a cup of tea in his ready room. All is peaceful on the bridge of the TSSS Phong's Head, with all the crew happily getting on with their tasks, even the fey Mr S'Katchoo, who has recovered from his "Village People-esque" experiences with the minger crew and is busy at his science station...

The captain is happily imbibing his cup of tea, and looking at a well thumbed copy of the May "Hot Federation Babes"...He is astonished to look onto his view screen into the bridge when a beautiful young woman beams onto the bridge....

The Captain is staggered to see some fresh young blart on the ship, and rushes onto the bridge in, ahemm, anticipation of showing her his favourite holodeck programme involving the marmite, ball bearings, prohpylactic, swarfega and small labrador called Barney...

Without a word, the cute bird touches a band on her wrist and everyone is rendered unconscious, including our heroic captain.

A few minutes later, Captain Jean Luc awakes, as does Mr Power Man and the rest of the bridge crew.
"Hey, where has that wretched ponce Mr S'Katchoo gone, if he has stolen another shuttle craft and is doing his saturday night fever impression in a nebula somewhere, I swear I will phaser the bugger" shouts Jean Luc

"Doctor Geo to the Captain" squarks the intercom, "dammit, Captain, I'm a doctor not a cavity reconstruction specialist, get your furry backside down here to sickbay

The Captain goes rushing down to sickbay, Mr S'Katchoo's body lies on a diagnostic table, on full life support. Doctor Geo explains that his brain is gone ... miraculously removed with some technology that the doctor has never seen before. Every nerve was sealed and there was no blood lost.

However, Geo tells the Captain that the downside is that if the mincing tart's brain isn't returned to his body within 24 hours, Mr S'Katchoo will die...

Dammit Captain, I am a doctor, not a plot writer...

Hmmm thinks the Captain, S'Katchoo will snuff it if we dont get his brain back in 24 hours?? tempting, it is sooo tempting not to try it!

PS note to self, go down to ten forward and check that Taz/Guinan hasn't come up with a new meaty dip for the tribble wings

[ June 02, 2003, 18:10: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ]