Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

So Chief Engineer Erax, I think the crew of the TSSS Phong's HEad have the right to know whether or not it is true that you and Kamog have been, ahem, having a few "intimate moments" together.....

Damn, we are being distracted from the prime mission which is to recover Mr S'Katchoo's brain (awww, wont a butternut squash from Taz's kitchen due the same thing?)..

Captain to Mr Power Man, if you have finished vapourises those vegetables, please set a course to chase that alien ship at warp 9.

Captain Slog, stardate 17.51 GMT - I must catch up and subdue that alien ship. No alien must be allowed to board a Galactic Federation Starship and steal the organs of its senior officers. And anyway, no good looking peice of tail should be able to get on this ship without least one of us getting hot and sweaty with it! if Starfleet find out about this, we will be the laughing stock of the fleet!