Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

The underground bunker echoes to the wretched screams of Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat, nursing his nackered happy sacks and gazing wrathfully at Commander Dogscoff...

"oOOOoooOOOOOhhh are you going to get a medal for that heroic action, as well as a random kicking from parties unknown when we back to the Phong's HEad"

The Captain surveys the room, Kamog's excellent use of the "O word" has meant that beauties are concussed under a pile of O's...

Right chaps, no need to bLast this totty to kingdom come, Mr Power Man, beam these ladies to the brig, leave their weapons behind and pump them full of docility gas - we will save them for later, but dont beam up the young lady answering our questions about S'Katchoo's brain... I want to have a word with her...

OoooooOOOooh my nadgers, this shouldn't happen to a cat