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Old June 23rd, 2003, 06:13 AM
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Science Officer S'Katchoo sits up rather abruptly.

"Where am I?" speaks Mr. S'Katchoo in a gravely voice.

He then looks around the room and sees Taz, Kamog, and Dr. Geo. Suddenly S'Katchoo's face goes cold and his arms reach out rather stiffly.

"Brains...BRAINSSSS!"

Taz, Kamog, and the Doc take a step back as Mr. S'Katchoo stiffly gets off the operating table and, with his arms still reaching out, begins to to stiffly walk towards Kamog.

A touch of drool begins to drip down from the side of Mr. S'Katchoo's mouth.

"Must eat Brains...Braaaaaaains...aaarrrrrrrrrgggguurrrrrrgg ggglllllee..."
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Old June 23rd, 2003, 12:32 PM
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Ding ding seconds out Round 3

Baff bish baff bosh There can be only one crunch pang doff nut thump pow ching rip snarl tear vrmmm vrmmmm bash kick stomp pow..

Jean Luc Le Grand Chat remembers about the chainsaw attached to the loading bot, vrmmm vrmmmm, it starts up and he proceeds to stuff it in the Queen Lizard's abdomen..

Snarl whimper rip chew mangle tear snarl groan death rattle rip chew mangle tear..

The Queen Lizard is shredded into a hundred small, purple and wobbly peices....

Right, we have a controller on the planet. S'Katchoo's brain is back in situ, we just need a voodoo doctor to exercise his zombie like appetite for flesh (Mr Power Man, please could you do the honours)....

Leaving what is happening on the TSSS Phong's Head aside... how'sa about Dogscoff, Taz and me go back to that harem
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Old June 23rd, 2003, 02:47 PM
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"Owww... what happened ? Where am I ?"

"Braaains... more braaains..."

"Great... I'm in a B-movie."

PS : Captain, the harem girls were beamed up to the Phong some time ago.
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Old June 23rd, 2003, 03:19 PM
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Right, thanks for pointing that out Mr Erax, please reward yourself by taking a hot and soapy shower with our resident Gisella Bundchen clone...

OK chaps, end of the episode, the grand finale was the fight with the lizard queen. The girls have a new controller in their city, the harem lasses are currently resident on TSSS Phong's Head and will be sent back after a suitable amount of molestation.

We have Mr S'Katchoo's brain back in place, albeit he now is acting like a really bad 1950's zombie with a craving for flesh - almost better than his disco dancing and feyness... we can remedy that as a sub-plot in the next episode.

The damn klingons never did turn up but at least we managed to get rid of those damn Deadstar probes....

Cue shot of bridge crew looking happy and contented, cue themesong, and still picutres of Captain Jean Luc and Dogscoff in their armour looking mean, S'Katchoo craving brains, the hillbillies in sickbay, Jean Luc striking a pose, the away team slaughtering the nasty women things, Jean Luc looking heroic, the harem girls, Taz meeting Mrs Taz, Erax and Kamog tinkering, more pictures of Jean Luc and then a long final shot of a green skinned dancing girl (how did that get there?)

Right, what is the next episode then?
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

Perhaps it is time for some Shore Leave?
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Old June 23rd, 2003, 05:48 PM
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Oooo, good choice !

Now if you'll all excuse me, I've been assigned maintenance duty on a Giselle clone. Captain's orders.

See you next episode...
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Default Re: Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

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Originally posted by Chief Engineer Erax:
"Owww... what happened ? Where am I ?"

"Braaains... more braaains..."

"Great... I'm in a B-movie."

PS : Captain, the harem girls were beamed up to the Phong some time ago.
No not yet, we havn't got a series finished yet, after that comes the B-movie that screws up any continuity we ever had

EDIT: I have no idea who Gisella whats her name is so after searching i found out erax's in the shower with. I'm glad it's you and not me (she's ok, just not my type) I think i'll stick to my Otep Shamaya and Talena Atfield Clones

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