Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Erax]

"Owww... what happened ? Where am I ?"

"Braaains... more braaains..."

"Great... I'm in a B-movie."

PS : Captain, the harem girls were beamed up to the Phong some time ago.

[Growltigger]

Right, thanks for pointing that out Mr Erax, please reward yourself by taking a hot and soapy shower with our resident Gisella Bundchen clone...

OK chaps, end of the episode, the grand finale was the fight with the lizard queen. The girls have a new controller in their city, the harem lasses are currently resident on TSSS Phong's Head and will be sent back after a suitable amount of molestation.

We have Mr S'Katchoo's brain back in place, albeit he now is acting like a really bad 1950's zombie with a craving for flesh - almost better than his disco dancing and feyness... we can remedy that as a sub-plot in the next episode.

The damn klingons never did turn up but at least we managed to get rid of those damn Deadstar probes....

Cue shot of bridge crew looking happy and contented, cue themesong, and still picutres of Captain Jean Luc and Dogscoff in their armour looking mean, S'Katchoo craving brains, the hillbillies in sickbay, Jean Luc striking a pose, the away team slaughtering the nasty women things, Jean Luc looking heroic, the harem girls, Taz meeting Mrs Taz, Erax and Kamog tinkering, more pictures of Jean Luc and then a long final shot of a green skinned dancing girl (how did that get there?)

Right, what is the next episode then?

[Suicide Junkie]

Perhaps it is time for some Shore Leave?

[Erax]

Oooo, good choice !

Now if you'll all excuse me, I've been assigned maintenance duty on a Giselle clone. Captain's orders.

See you next episode...

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Chief Engineer Erax:
"Owww... what happened ? Where am I ?"

"Braaains... more braaains..."

"Great... I'm in a B-movie."

PS : Captain, the harem girls were beamed up to the Phong some time ago.

No not yet, we havn't got a series finished yet, after that comes the B-movie that screws up any continuity we ever had

EDIT: I have no idea who Gisella whats her name is so after searching i found out erax's in the shower with. I'm glad it's you and not me (she's ok, just not my type) I think i'll stick to my Otep Shamaya and Talena Atfield Clones

[ June 23, 2003, 19:16: Message edited by: Senator Raging Deadstar ]

[mac5732]

The wizen older gentleman down in the fortress of Fartpoint walks into his den after a hard day of trying to control the known universe... he sits down in his favorite recliner, orders his usual bacon, eggs, hash brown, rye toast and of course his normal brewski, picks up his clicker, points at his 85" big screen and tunes in to his favorite soap opera.. The continuing escapades of the TSS Phongs Head.... now lets see what the crew is up to now... he chuckles to himself........

[dogscoff]

For the next episode, we will be following S_J's suggestion from a few Posts back.
And no, that's not a typo in the title- as usual the interpretation is entirely up to you...

[ June 24, 2003, 08:32: Message edited by: dogscoff ]