Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave - Page 42

Suicide Junkie · #**411** June 26th, 2003, 07:46 PM

*A frazzled-looking redshirt engineer staggers down the corridor*
*nearly collapsing, he falls against a control panel*

Redshirt: Computer... how much longer till the next shift?
Computer: Five hours, Thirty six minutes, ten point two six seconds
Redshirt: Ok, well uhm... rewr..reroute the ... ah... secondary plasma feed to ... well somewhere.
Computer: Please specify destination.
Redshirt: *Sigh* I don't care... send it anywhere.
Computer: Bu-leep!

*The Redshirt sits down heavily, tugs open a panel, and pulls out various tools*
OW!!! (Drops a hyper spanner on his toe)
Yeargh! (Burns thumb with a plasma torch)
*click click* (inspects the non-functional laser cutter)
*SSSS!* *Thud* (Gets bLasted in the face as soon as he looks down the barrel)

*Meanwhile a random officer's quarters are becoming uncomfortably warm from the rerouted plasma, and the power is still out in half the ship's bathrooms*

[ June 26, 2003, 18:47: Message edited by: Suicide Junkie ]

Erax · #**412** June 26th, 2003, 07:56 PM

*splash* *splash* *soap* *lather* *rinse* *repeat*

(Well, my bathroom is one of those with power.)

(Now where were we before this interruption...)

*splash* *splash* *etc*

David E. Gervais · #**413** June 27th, 2003, 01:33 AM

Gt, what do you think of this avatar?..

Cheers!

Growltigger · #**414** June 27th, 2003, 01:58 AM

David Gervais, hey, that is me! now if I only knew how to change my avatar, I could use it!

Suicide Junkie · #**415** June 27th, 2003, 05:31 PM

All over the ship, the regular crew begin to zone out at their Posts, and minor accident victims start flowing into sickbay.

It dosen't take long for Dr. Geo to realize what the problem is...

Growltigger · #**416** July 2nd, 2003, 12:14 PM

Hmmm... this thread seems to be duieing a death.

Is it time to land the TSSS Phings Head and revert to a cantina?

David E. Gervais · #**417** July 2nd, 2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat:
Is it time to land the TSSS Phings Head and revert to a cantina?

aaaaah, I miss wandering in to the old Cantina and sitting at my favorite table by the fake window with the fake rain trickling down,.. aaaaah the memories. And having all those Kylie Clones in mini-skirts to serve us was a very nice bonus.

I did build a replica of my table by the window, but it's just not the same without all the surrounding decor.

Cheers!

Suicide Junkie · #**418** July 2nd, 2003, 02:19 PM

That sounds like a great idea! The crew could sure use some Shore Leave