OT: Cutthroat Microsoft Tactic

[Nocturnal]

Judge Denies Bias Against "Guilty Microsoft Bastards"

[Magnum357]

Well, I have no idea if Bill Gates/Microsoft is in bed with SCO, but if they are working behind the scences to off Linix and all its accomplishments, then maybe this Judge is right and that Bill Gates really is "the evil prick son of a ***** who runs it [Microsoft]"! I mean, from what I have heard from freinds that Linix and even Lindows is a great system. Maybe Bill Gates should concentrate on making Windows a better OS (ie. less bugs/more compatiability) and not try to cut peopls throats all the time. Heck, isn't that one of the principles of what my country (the United States) was built on... competition?

Jeez, did Bill Gates as a kid in school get picked on or something? I'm no psychologist but it feels like a very similar childhood to how Adolf Hitler's youth was like... always rejected.

[ August 13, 2003, 06:58: Message edited by: Magnum357 ]

[Loser]

SCO says "words, words, words"

Following a brief intermission, we will hear a rebuttal

[ August 26, 2003, 16:29: Message edited by: Loser ]

[Thermodyne]

All of this is just window dressing for the side show. If SCO makes a few bucks along the way, then they go off extra happy. But in the end, a preliminary ruling will be the main event as far as BG is concerned. From what I have seen, SCO has a case if they own the UNIX code in question. There are a lot of details to work out as far as the limits of existing licenses and such, but the Linux community will have a few problems to work out because of the longstanding use of existing code by contributors. But in the end, what UNIX code SCO owns will be more or less set in stone. Then look for them to sell said rights, paving the way for the next incarnation out of the North West. Can you say Windows Server UE? (UNIX Edition)

[Baron Munchausen]

The Smoking Gun!

http://radio.weblogs.com/0120124/2003/08/29.html

SCO has friends in corporate places. Friends married to Bill Gates.

[Loser]

Great stuff from Bash.org. Some content from this site may not be safe for work. It is extraordinarily vulgar, as you might expect from IRC.

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Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

<SCO> w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!

<novell> /msg atnt haha. idiot.

<novell> whoops. was that out loud?

<atnt> rotfl

<ibm> lol

<SCO> why r u laffin at me?

<novell> dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.

<SCO> wtf?

<SCO> hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.

<red_hat> haha, your linux sucks.

<novell> lol

<atnt> lol

<ibm> lol

<SCO> no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!

<ibm> your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE

<SuSE> Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux für IBM.

<SCO> can we do linux with you?

<SuSE> Ich bin nicht sicher...

<ibm> *cough*

<SuSE> Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.

* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]

* SCO is now caldera[UL]

<turbolinux> can we play?

<conectiva> we're bored... we'll go too.

<ibm> sure!

* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]

* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]

<ibm> redhat: you should join!

<SuSE[UL]> Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.

<red_hat> haha. no.

<red_hat> lamers.

<ibm> what about you debian?

<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.

<caldera[UL]> no one wants my linux!

<turbolinux[UL]> i got owned.

<caldera[UL]> u all tricked me. linux is lame.

* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO

<SCO> i'm going back to unix.

<SGI> yeah! want to do unix with me?

<SCO> haha. no. lamer.

<novell> lol

<ibm> snap!

<SGI> :~(

<SCO> hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.

<ibm> wtf?

<SCO> yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.

<red_hat> lol

<SuSE[UL]> heraus laut lachen

<ibm> lol

<SCO> shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.

<ibm> go ahead. baby.

<SCO> andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?

<ibm> oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.

<novell> actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.

<SCO> wtf? we bought it from u.

<novell> whoops. our bad.

<SCO> i own u. haha

<SCO> ibm: give me all your AIX now!

<ibm> whatever. lamer.

* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*

* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)

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[Loser]

New one.
http://www.linuxstolescocode.com/
Well, new to me, anyway.