[OT] garden gnomes...

Thermodyne · #1 June 25th, 2003, 12:14 PM

My wife went through a period where she was under the influence of the evil garden gnomes.
But in the end I was able to remove the curse of the gnomes with the help of several enchanted
gnome killing blades. Now if I could only get the cats to go looking for the gnomes..............

minipol · #2 June 25th, 2003, 12:50 PM

You think garden gnomes are bad? There are people who put geeze statues (garden geeze?

) in their front lawn and dress them up. They change the clothes when a certain event arrives like 4th of july, christmas and so on.
These people *really* need help

General Woundwort · #3 June 26th, 2003, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by minipol:
You think garden gnomes are bad? There are people who put geeze statues (garden geeze? ) in their front lawn and dress them up. They change the clothes when a certain event arrives like 4th of july, christmas and so on.
These people *really* need help

Yeah, like we're in any position to judge others on their personal weirdness. Just look at the Phong's Head and Name Changing threads if you don't believe me.

EDIT - BTW, anybody remember Elf Bowling from a few years back? Elf, elf, baby....

[ June 25, 2003, 12:18: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

minipol · #4 June 26th, 2003, 01:24 AM

Hehe, very true.
If never heard of Elf Bowling. I did hear about dwarf throwing however

General Woundwort · #5 June 25th, 2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by minipol:
Hehe, very true.
If never heard of Elf Bowling. I did hear about dwarf throwing however

Elf Bowling - On Christmas Eve, the elves go on strike for shorter working hours and longer smoke breaks. Santa's solution - knock them out of the way with his bowling ball. Crude, but hilarious at times.

Elf Bowling Download Page

EDIT - more misspellingz

[ June 25, 2003, 13:58: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Loser · #6 June 25th, 2003, 03:03 PM

Is there anyone who will read this thread who will be willing to defend lawn or garden statuary?

I don't think to highly of any of it. Lawn gnome, pLastic flamingo, Mary with Small Animals, it's all the same and it's none of it good for my property value.

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro · #7 June 25th, 2003, 07:41 PM

Friend of mine had a neighbor lady who would talk to her gnomes. She was nuts and would try to get my friend evicted for just anything like accidentally slamming the door loud or disapproval of the ladies he'd bring home. So when he had enough he kidnapped the garden gnomes and sent pieces of one of them back with warning that she better get along better with her neighbors and quit *****ing over every little thing, or else she wouldn't see the other ones ALIVE again. She still *****ed but didn't make her complaints official with the landlord and everything's fine except the one sacrificed Gnome.