OT: A movie I would pay to see....

[dogscoff]

I think the best method of execution would be a combination of the Moty Python spam sketch that named them and the "gluttony" death from the film "Seven". The ultimate result would be a "wafer thin" explosion in the style of Python's "Meaning of Life":

Dogscoff (in spam-lady voice): Go on dear, eat up your lovely spam, you've only had forty-three servings. Then you can have some spam spam spam spam spam egss, spaghetti sauce and spam. Then for dessert it's spam spam spam spam mint
ice cream spam spam spam spam and spam.

Spammer: Mmmmph! *gurgle* MMPPPPPHHH!!!

*KABLOOOM!* *Splat* *Splat* *Spam* *Splat*.

Viking Choir: Spammity Spam, Spam, Spam, SpaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmM!

(If this post makes no sense to you, go away and watch the entire collected works of Monty Python. Then come back.)

[ June 27, 2003, 09:36: Message edited by: dogscoff ]