Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Raging Deadstar]

*Above the cantina a black spaceship with purple decoration and glowing engines slowly decends into the parking lot. The docking platforms slowly roll out and secure the ship in place and the crew pour out. One particular traveller steps out. Dressed in black bondage jeans and a trenchcoat with a Talena Atfield clone on one arm and an Otep Shamaya clone on the other, he orders the crew to deliver a note to barry. The disorganised rabble step over and greet the gigantic t-rex, who with his spindly arms reads the note and proceeds to tuck a serviette into his t-rex sized tuxedo and covers them in a nice chinese sauce before worlfing them down, followed by a large burp!*

"Thats for losing me so many ships in the Bar Trek Thread!"

*RD walks in and admires the new cantina's decor. A massive oak, polished bar with gold metal accessories lies to the left with every kind of liqour behind it. To the right lies the stairs to the "executive suite", the inner sanctum with everything inside decorated with gold trim and the previous brig, that is now converted into a medievil dungeon for Those who defy GT's supreme rule! Raging Deadstar quickly cuts off the darkest corner and puts some silk purple curtains around, leaving a narrow opening into his sanctuary. An apple juicer, some UV lights, a few thrash and death metal band posters, a large purple sofa, a large surround sound system and of course a 3d holographic computer to play his latest turns on seiv.*

"Ahhh Sanctuary! Glad to see Primitive back with us! I aquired a bit of a resource excess after Growltigger destroyed a lot of my toys in the bar trek thread, so the first months tab is on me!

*Raging Deadstar relaxes happily as he falls into a philosophical disscussion with the two attractive clones he arrived with and sips his apple juice, could this be bliss?*

"Glad to have the old place back GT! "

[Rollo]

Rollo the Fearsome was bored on top of the hill. He went on a little plunder and pillage spree and left business to his lackeys.

Ooh... "Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller" flashes on and off in the summer sky...

The Norse King quickly swings his old plunder ecsort around and lands in the parking lot. "Hey Barry. Long time no see. And don't you dare..." Rollo flashes his axe.

Woohoo, free booze. Oh, and Famke Jansen, come here and sit on my lap.

Ah, it's good to be back..

Rollo

[ July 02, 2003, 19:31: Message edited by: Rollo ]

[Timstone]

Everyone in The Cantina is relaxing and is drinking a nice cup of tea (hey, it's teatime). When suddenly the whole of The Cantina is engulved in a bright flash of light. The people close to the flash are temporarily blinded by it (it'll take them about one day to recover completely). When the light has died out the patrons (the ones who have active eye vision) can see a strange distorsion hanging in midair. Sometime a bolts of electricity escapes from the wirlpool and wreaks havoc on the nearest table or metal ting. As the hole subsides somewhat, RD and The Cat immediately recognise the phenomena as a rip in the space-time continium. The first action that comes to their mind is... DUCK!!! As they dive for savety under the sturdy tables in The Cantina, the rip gives birth to... Timstone and his wacky Time Travelling Gearbox (TTG for the connoisseurs). As Timstone and his TTG emerge from the disruption a loud bang, a huge shockwave and a small firestorm follows the genius, incinerating everyone who isn't shelterd of protected by someone (something) else.
"Yehaa, another Cantina!! Another holy place, a place of power, a place to relax!"
He parks his TTG on one of the tables close to his exitpoint from space and time. As he sets foot in The Cantina he reaches out and gracefully helps his beloved GF on the ground, then he kneels and kisses the ground, the blessed soil, the very foundation of The Cantina.
"Home... at Last!"
He immediately walks over to RD and The Cat, greets them properly and introduces them to his GF. When Timstone and his GF want to take place at the same table as RD, they see two small piles of goo.
"Grose, what the heck was that?!"
RD stares at Timstone and his GF with a bit of anger.
"Those were my clones of two very beautiful women!"
"Well, clone them again. Now give me something to drink, it's been too long since we had a drink together."

[Erax]

Erax hears a muffled bang outside the turbolift. He looks worried for a moment, then remembers he doesn't have to fix everything that breaks down around here anymore.

Unless...

A while later, Erax leaves the turbolift dressed in a gray jumpsuit and cap. A dirty rag is tucked into his back pocket. His left hand holds a toolbox and his right hand is around his Gisele clone's waist.

"Hey Tig, does this place have a handyman ?"

[Gryphin]

My therapist told me I had to visit. How she found out about this place I don't know.

Where is mac when a guy wants to steal a pizza.

Wonder if I can be a partner again

Nice fangs Tigger, Looks good with the Tails

I'd like a pizza with sausage, tribble wings, and mushrooms.

Oh and a pint of what ever they gave Primitive

[ July 02, 2003, 22:54: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[mac5732]

The old sexy, suave, maucho, wizen old geezer gentleman walks thru the doors, whats this, ITS back, well by all the .... Where's the Liz Hurly Clones he yells at the furry feline standing by the door. As the older member moseys over to a far cornor he stakes his claim to an old familiar table and recliner, ahahahah, its good to be back, Taz you ram-muffigan, how about a brewski, He then calls over a FBW waitress and orders his usual, bacon, scrambled eggs, rye toast and some hash browns. As he waits he sees the Old Gryphin struttin past the table, Mac waves at the flashy youngster who waves back, Mac then bends down and takes a large cheesy pizza out of his back pack, and with a evil grin, yells again at the Gryphin, As the Gryphin turns around, the oldster lets fly WAAAPPPP all over the Gryphin... AAAAHHHH he mumbles its great to be back, no place like home huh Gryphin...

just some ideas Mac

[ July 03, 2003, 03:22: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Taera]

*looks at the big title above the cantina* what number is this one?

here's a thought - Growltigga runs the show, and the thread is like a cat - has too many lives