Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

David, the table is over there, there is atap to adjust the amont of water trickling down the outside to suit your tastes.

BTW the "Rex" is called "Barry", dont upset him.

I like the avatars just fine, 4 Giselle Bundchens is probably rating highly on my list of things to do before I die...

Right, house rule, no lethal violence against the staff, on pain of red-hot pokering...

Rollo, come over here!

[Stone Mill]

The Ghost of PHAT Elvis grabs a seat in the back, and anxiously waits for kareoke night.

[tesco samoa]

hmmm....

Tesco's clone drops by, looks out at the patio... Yep Tesco is still sitting there with the tomatoes....

[Erax]

Plan of attack ? Order of engagement ? Sounds awfully bellicose to me, Cap- I mean, Boss. My job is to fix things, not break them.

But I have something here that, ah, I've been working on in my spare time. (takes a much-folded peice of paper from his pocket) It's a, um, maintenance checklist for the Gisele clone. And after it's done, you'll see on the back there, there's a list of, er, tests to be run before the clone is declared fully functional.

So... is this plan OK ? When can I start ?

[Ragnarok]

Ragnarok hears about the new Cantina opening up and he comes running in through the doors yelling "CANTINA!" in typical Freefall form. See this page and read it all to understand.

Little does Ragnarok know that whilst he is running into the Cantina the layout has changed a bit and he runs too far in and runs smack into the wall. "Doh! I should learn the layout for running in here like a maniac!" Ragnarok peels himself off the wall and orders a drink. He then walks back out and grabs his new lady friend, Kristanna Loken, (One fine piece of lady ) and walks over to RDs table. "Long time no see my friend."

Ragnarok then walks over to his new usual table and fixes it to match his old one. "Ahh, it is good to be back in a Cantina."

[Erax]

(aside : do any of you know the Star Wars Cantina song ?)

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar slowly shakes his head and staggers around a bit. Eventually he gets up recovering from Growltiggers cricket bat, thinking about revenge he decides otherwise! He wanders back over to his decorated corner and begins a disscussion with Timstone about borrowing the time travelling gearbox...*

*Eventually he gets permission and sneaks up behind ragnarok. With a quick setting he slynks away as the gearbox transports ragnarok far backwards in time. He eventually arrives at his destination and falls out the sky, right into a viking battle, axes flailing and horned helmets clanging!*

*Raging Deadstar finally sits back in his corner and relaxes, sipping on his apple juice and disscussing what features he should add to his next line of clones!*

"Also Rollo, Buy a keg of beer on my tab! All Hail the new king. Also i'd be asking Growltigger about an executive suite for your highness complete with "special treatment"!"