Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:

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Originally posted by David E. Gervais:
Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?

Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

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Yup, that's her. And legs for a mile! She's almost 6'0" without shoes on!
Speaking of her...Where did she run off to? She was with me before RD sent me back to that Viking fight.

[Timstone]

My, my, this place is rapidly deteriorating.... just like the old place. I like it. Yeah!
Oh, RD, you can borrow my TTG whenever you need it. It might create some comical encounters. As long as you return it in tiptop shape. If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Timstone:
If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

I've tired leaving RD in the pits of hell but it didn't work. His GF is part time owner down there. Or at least she was according to RD whenever I Last threw him down there.

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey be thankful i had the decency to attempt to rescue you Last time! And didn't I rescue you from their Eventually? My girlfriend can be extremely witty and evil when it comes to punishments, so unless rags wants your lovesacks to be dripped in oil, set on fire and then prodded with a cattle prod before being castrated and disposed to a scottish butcher i'd be careful!

*Raging Deadstar thanks to the viking horde has no urge whatsoever to give away his account details. However he has an extreme urge to run for his life! Luckily the vikings see Rollo's amazing display of "cowboy handling" and rush to his service, after all Last time i checked Ragnarok was at the bottom of the KOTH Tournament *

*Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medeveil england. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "i am god" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the steak or put through the water test *

[Gunther]

* Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medieval England. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "I am God" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the stake or put through the water test *

... And a mysterious, tall, cloaked, oddly familiar figure is leading the crowd.

"I've been waiting for you, my young friend. We meet again, at Last."

[ July 04, 2003, 19:21: Message edited by: Gunther ]

[Lurker Above]

Wow, this place gets replys fast. .

But yeah, Taera, Lurkers, in Starcraft at least, are the buggy burrowing things with the spikes, but a Lurker Above is differant. Lurkers Above are... some sort of drow eating, cave dwelling, dry-land octopus thing. I think (not often). It's a D&D thing. Related to darkmantles, for those who might know. But yeah, I'm babbling.

Anyways, I took the name because I figured, hey, I've been a guest here for what, 4, 5 months? and I'll probably just lurk alot once I DO register, so it fits, ne?

Thus, in an effort to leave as many people as confused as humanly (or otherwise) possible, I give you a quote, but not who it's from (not that it matters, I'd be willing to bet alot of you have heard this before):

"It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has it own Version of these sweedish meatballs. I suspect it one of those great universial mysteries, which will either never be explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth."

[Timstone]

Timstone is enjoying the sight of the ususal bar fights, evil plots and the regular patrons as suddenly his eyes are pulled towards a dark cloaked figure. Timstone gets the feeling he knows that guy. He thinks and yes:
"Yeehaaaa! Gunther is back!!"
Timstone rushes to Gunther and slaps him on the back. He immediately gives him a brewski and askes him to sit down and drink some more brewski with him and his GF (whom he helped to escape).
A little astonished he gives in and walks with Timstone to a table. and they begin to talk about the adventures they had from the time they had Last seen eachother.

Edit:
Gunther: Me and RD didn't took you from 19th century Germany, but from 19th century Poland.

[ July 06, 2003, 10:50: Message edited by: Timstone ]