Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Gunther]

* Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medieval England. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "I am God" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the stake or put through the water test *

... And a mysterious, tall, cloaked, oddly familiar figure is leading the crowd.

"I've been waiting for you, my young friend. We meet again, at Last."

[ July 04, 2003, 19:21: Message edited by: Gunther ]

[Lurker Above]

Wow, this place gets replys fast. .

But yeah, Taera, Lurkers, in Starcraft at least, are the buggy burrowing things with the spikes, but a Lurker Above is differant. Lurkers Above are... some sort of drow eating, cave dwelling, dry-land octopus thing. I think (not often). It's a D&D thing. Related to darkmantles, for those who might know. But yeah, I'm babbling.

Anyways, I took the name because I figured, hey, I've been a guest here for what, 4, 5 months? and I'll probably just lurk alot once I DO register, so it fits, ne?

Thus, in an effort to leave as many people as confused as humanly (or otherwise) possible, I give you a quote, but not who it's from (not that it matters, I'd be willing to bet alot of you have heard this before):

"It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has it own Version of these sweedish meatballs. I suspect it one of those great universial mysteries, which will either never be explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth."

[Timstone]

Timstone is enjoying the sight of the ususal bar fights, evil plots and the regular patrons as suddenly his eyes are pulled towards a dark cloaked figure. Timstone gets the feeling he knows that guy. He thinks and yes:
"Yeehaaaa! Gunther is back!!"
Timstone rushes to Gunther and slaps him on the back. He immediately gives him a brewski and askes him to sit down and drink some more brewski with him and his GF (whom he helped to escape).
A little astonished he gives in and walks with Timstone to a table. and they begin to talk about the adventures they had from the time they had Last seen eachother.

Edit:
Gunther: Me and RD didn't took you from 19th century Germany, but from 19th century Poland.

[ July 06, 2003, 10:50: Message edited by: Timstone ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
...after all Last time i checked Ragnarok was at the bottom of the KOTH Tournament

Well at least I'm in the KOTH Tournament. *Hint, Hint* (Join now and you'll get to play me at the bottom of the hill. )

As Ragnarok is being carried to the water hole to be tried for witchcraft he is beginning to think that this time traveling thing is getting repetitive. Ragnarok begins chanting stuff to try and scare the people from putting him in the water but it has no effect. They then tie him to a stake (that they will burn him on if water test fails) and toss him in the water. After a few minutes the bubbles stop coming to the surface and the people start cheering gleefully. As the camara pans to the background you see a small figure running away from the small pond with hands bound. It is Ragnarok! When they threw him in the water he bagan to work on his Hudini(sp?) act and he managed to hold his breath long enough to get off the poll. He then swam underwater until he reached the other side of the pond.

After pondering how to get back to his time he gets close to the screen and grabs a pencil. He begins erasing where he is and draws the scene back just this time back at the Cantina. Ragnarok then almost throws the pencil away but he realizes he could use it. He walks over to RD and asks him if he has seen this pencil before. RD nods no and Ragnarok then takes it and eraces RD from the scene. "That should fix that problem," says Ragnarok.

[Raging Deadstar]

*Just as Ragnarok finishes rubbing out Raging Deadstar Timstone sneaks up behind Rags and pours piant thinner all over him. Ragnarok slowly begins to blend into himself and eventually becomes a large soppy mess on the floor. Taz spins over and cleans it up leaving no trace of ragnarok. Timstone then quickly goes over to david gervais and asks him to redraw RD. Raging Deadstar is redrawn and is back, but with two problems. RD has a bill to pay for Mr Gervais's art work and Timstone seems to be getting rather comfy with his girlfriend on RD's couch"!*

"Better stop them before it gets soiled!"

[Timstone]

Aren't I the sneaky one, heh?

[Raging Deadstar]

Yep Ragamuffin isn't going to be pleased with you when he gets back

*Raging Deadstar decides to hook up his phased shield generator to his corner and a couple of quantum torpedoes, just so no-one THINKS about tarnishing his sanctuary*

I think i'll go outside and talk to barry, good luck

[ July 06, 2003, 17:04: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Timstone]

RD, as usual, you're the smart one of the two of us...
Now where did I leave that handy dandy catle prodder? I must have something to defend me with. Oh, now I know I just let my GF defend me. She has a black belt (or something) in KongFu. Yeah, I love those feisty women!

[Raging Deadstar]

Hehe me too. Currently my girlfriend is one belt off a black belt in judo! Always got to watch what you say though, one slip of your tongue and...

[Kamog]

My girlfriend is a 10-th dan black belt in karate, jujitsu, and taekwondo, and she's also a shape-shifting, cybernetic, psionic, magic-using ninja from the future! No, just kidding.