Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 11th, 2003, 03:24 PM

The best revenge I ever had was on a bloke who wouldn't leave my girlfriend (now wife) alone. He had a porsche and thought he was Mr Cool.

We went to a festival where everybody was camping. He turns up, parks the car in the campsite and proceeds to join us in the beertent.

Whilst he was in there, 20 of us snuck out and PICKED UP the porsche, moved it 50 yards and then put a house tent over the top of it.

He spend 2 days looking for his car, and crying his eyes out. When everybody left the festival, only the house tent (anbd the porsche) was opn the field.

He found his car eventually. Didnt see the joke, especially as one of the lads had deposited about 50 kgs of horse manure into the front seats...

It couldn't have happended to a nicer bloke

General Woundwort · #2 July 11th, 2003, 03:39 PM

[Woundwort drops in, overhears the conversation]

Remind me to drop my "taking percentage" of the profits a few points. You've got a nasty sense of humor.

The work goes well, Boss. And the scuttlebutt I hear in Starfury sector is that they won't be up and running until the end of this month at the earliest [RL - release date 7/30/03], so there's plenty of time to get the Phong's Head there ready to rumble.

Timstone · #3 July 11th, 2003, 04:13 PM

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He found his car eventually. Didnt see the joke, especially as one of the lads had deposited about 50 kgs of horse manure into the front seats...

Oh, crap...

Growltigger · #4 July 11th, 2003, 04:39 PM

Well Timstone, my motto is "dont get mad, get even"

and being a lawyer, do you want me to tell you about the builder who cocked up on the building job he was doing at my house?

Let us just say I almost bankrupted him, ruined his professional reputation, lost him his posh home for a smaller one and basically set him back 10 years. If you try and stiff people, occassionally you will try it with the wrong person.

I should add that I am not proud of that, but the bastard had stiffed quite a few people, and I felt I was the one best able to sort the little sod out. Hell hath no fury like a lawyer scorned.

Timstone · #5 July 11th, 2003, 05:04 PM

Wow! Shees, 10 years!! Freakin' hell!!!
Woah, that must have felt great to get even with scum like that. Although I can imagine you could feel a bit guilty for doing such a thing.
Damn, remind me never to mess around with the wrong persons. Ehh... how do you recognise a wrong person? Haha... oh GT, can I have my TTG back? Please?

Raging Deadstar · #6 July 11th, 2003, 11:26 PM

He has a point, revenge is sweet. Although even i feel guilty about some things i've done, but i've decided they were for a better good. however mine only go as far as personal injury and not to the extent of financial ruin!

Also Please Give Timstone his gearbox back, we have to torment Ragnarok much more, and sending him back in time to a 50's+ Old Hags brothel should do the trick...

Timstone · #7 July 11th, 2003, 11:35 PM

Talking about revenge.