Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[General Woundwort]

[Peeks up from behind booth]

Hey Boss, have you heard this one?

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona's president sits down and says, "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser's president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

Coors' president says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" The Guinness president replies with a smile, "Well, if you chaps aren't drinking beer, why should I?"

So, [nodding towards the chaos centered on RD], what about his request for a security job?

[Growltigger]

Rags can act as security for the franchise, if that is what you want Woundwort.

BUt keep in mind that Rags is to security what King Herod was to promoting the Bethlehem Playgroup and Toddlers Association

Are you sure you can take the risk?

Hmmmm, I am feeling nasty, where is Timstone when you need to shoot a red hot poker up someone's rear end??!

[General Woundwort]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Rags can act as security for the franchise, if that is what you want Woundwort.

BUt keep in mind that Rags is to security what King Herod was to promoting the Bethlehem Playgroup and Toddlers Association

Are you sure you can take the risk?

Actually, it was Raging Deadstar who asked for the job.

Of course, if I may make a suggestion, I got a great deal on some really nasty combat droids...

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey!! I'm not that bad! The only reason i assaulted rags was because i felt ev...he was posing a threat to the cantinas decoration by....ummmm...urinating in a pot plant in the corner!

Anyway if i'm elected for the job of security i promise to keep law and order to a minimum and assault rags at all possible moments for very petty laws Of course i will always take in the profit margin of such acts before acting, wouldn't want to get in trouble with the Cat!

Also i would hire my own staff (fully combat trained female bodyguards and bouncers) and would of course make sure the bosses have some very attractive female clone karate instructers who will protect and serve at every whim

[ July 14, 2003, 11:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Growltigger]

Raging Deadstar, you get the job, I like to see initiative and a willingness to resort to terminal violence at the slightest whim.

Have you ever considered a career in the legal profession?

I personally wish that us legal types could resort to extreme violence as needed. Not so much letters being sent with "Without prejudice" written on them, but more like "Disagree with this proposal and we shall terminate with EXTREME PREJUDICE".

Joy, the thought brings a tear to my leg

[General Woundwort]

Well, I guess that settles that. I'd better be getting back to the site before that foreman droid starts getting delusions of grandeur.

[socco voce]...and I need to double-reinforce the defenses around the manager's office...

[departs cantina]

[Growltigger]

OK, I dont recall that the Cantina has ever had theme nights.

We are starting one right now. Tonight's party is themed on Ancient Greece.

I naturally, am dressed as Alexander the Great. The FBW's are all in skimpy togas, even Taz has a laurel leaf on.

Anyone else joining us? bring your own plates!

taramasalata for everyone