Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 July 15th, 2003, 09:27 AM

This party is really kicking off. Just to give you advance warning chaps, but the theme for the next party will be "Morocco". This is primarily at the request of Abdul and his berber horde who still want rewenge against Rags and RD.

Kalispera mes enfants, let no one touch that package. I really mean it.

Mac, I beleive the centaur was molesting you, and frustrated by its unrequited love, it is now really molesting Timstone!! ooh, that's gotta hurt

Geoedipus (great name great name), just put on a toga and get back into that room with Misses Diaz, Barrymore and Lui. When they have finished with you, I want you to assist me with a little medical experiement I have in mind.

Can someone pull Raging Deadstar's head out of the fishtank? first, you need to take Rag's hand of the back of his neck!

Anyone hungry? right, I will sort that. OUt in the parking lot, Barry flicks the large switch which sends a couple of zillion volts thorugh the car park floor. Donagh the giant squid is crisp fried, just before a horde of sahsimi chefs charge out, rapidly chop it into bits, cover the bits with corn flour and lightly fry in olive oil with a lot of lemon juice. Calamari anyone?

Erax, has you done servicing that Giselle Bundchen clone yet?

minipol · #2 July 15th, 2003, 10:36 AM

Growl,

what beer are you serving here?
(When i see bier or beer in the threadname, i just have to pop in)
On a sidenote, i'm going to Scotland in a week or so to drown myself in whisky wooohoo. It's in drumnadrochit, nice and close by Nessy.

Growltigger · #3 July 15th, 2003, 10:43 AM

As a discerning Belgian, you will find that we serve lots of rather good ales, ranging from the classic British draft real ales and belgian and continental lagers and beers (all ice cold).

What we dont serve is fizzy American recycled urine.

minipol · #4 July 15th, 2003, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
What we dont serve is fizzy American recycled urine.

LOL

Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

Raging Deadstar · #5 July 15th, 2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does!

*blurble*

Growltigger · #6 July 15th, 2003, 11:14 AM

Minipol, the connossieurs amongst our North American customers DO ask for their carbonated urine to be filtered to remove any lumps, but generally, I find that a pipe run direct from the Cantina "Little Boys Room" into a soda stream and chiller unit, and then directly into bottles marked "King of Beers" or any tosh like that, suffices for most yanks in the cantina.

Let's face it, would you rather drink a bottle of Spitfire or a bottle of Duval as against a rancid pustulent weak fizzy oikish pissmire like Coors or Budweiner??!!

I would rather drink an alcopop than touch that gunk

Raging Deadstar · #7 July 15th, 2003, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by minipol:
Growl,

what beer are you serving here?
(When i see bier or beer in the threadname, i just have to pop in)
On a sidenote, i'm going to Scotland in a week or so to drown myself in whisky wooohoo. It's in drumnadrochit, nice and close by Nessy.

Be sure to be careful. Dogscoff has a thing for celtic giant sea creatures. So if you see someone sitting almost nude in a toga with a large white beard drunk out of his mind on top of nessy just nod and walk away!