Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

As a discerning Belgian, you will find that we serve lots of rather good ales, ranging from the classic British draft real ales and belgian and continental lagers and beers (all ice cold).

What we dont serve is fizzy American recycled urine.

[minipol]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
What we dont serve is fizzy American recycled urine.

LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does! *blurble*

[Growltigger]

Minipol, the connossieurs amongst our North American customers DO ask for their carbonated urine to be filtered to remove any lumps, but generally, I find that a pipe run direct from the Cantina "Little Boys Room" into a soda stream and chiller unit, and then directly into bottles marked "King of Beers" or any tosh like that, suffices for most yanks in the cantina.

Let's face it, would you rather drink a bottle of Spitfire or a bottle of Duval as against a rancid pustulent weak fizzy oikish pissmire like Coors or Budweiner??!!

I would rather drink an alcopop than touch that gunk

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by minipol:
Growl,

what beer are you serving here?
(When i see bier or beer in the threadname, i just have to pop in)
On a sidenote, i'm going to Scotland in a week or so to drown myself in whisky wooohoo. It's in drumnadrochit, nice and close by Nessy.

Be sure to be careful. Dogscoff has a thing for celtic giant sea creatures. So if you see someone sitting almost nude in a toga with a large white beard drunk out of his mind on top of nessy just nod and walk away!

[minipol]

Be sure to be careful. Dogscoff has a thing for celtic giant sea creatures. So if you see someone sitting almost nude in a toga with a large white beard drunk out of his mind on top of nessy just nod and walk away!

Dogscoff, move over, i'm gonna ride Nessy or did you think i packed my saddle 'n boots for nothing!

I find that a pipe run direct from the Cantina "Little Boys Room" into a soda stream and chiller unit, and then directly into bottles marked "King of Beers" or any tosh like that, suffices for most yanks in the cantina.

Aren't you the business man! Recycling and earning money at the same time while keeping down the costs of buying supplies (they provide their own "supply" )

* minipol takes notes. maybe his plan to open a local cafe without having too much funds will take place anyway *

Edit: lots of spelling mistakes. i need a beer

[ July 15, 2003, 10:27: Message edited by: minipol ]

[Growltigger]

Yeah, I am slightly worried about Dogscoff's affinity with giant squid. You would have thought that a man of his stature would have diversified into sea serpents, large sharks with teeth and maybe an octopus or two?

Heyho, as long as he brings the giant squid, we will never be short of calamari and chips

and minipol, word to the wise, when in the cantina, stick to real ale, dont ask for a Brewski unless the taste of ammonia is to your liking!!

[ July 15, 2003, 10:38: Message edited by: Growltigger ]