Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

Yeah, I am slightly worried about Dogscoff's affinity with giant squid. You would have thought that a man of his stature would have diversified into sea serpents, large sharks with teeth and maybe an octopus or two?

Heyho, as long as he brings the giant squid, we will never be short of calamari and chips

and minipol, word to the wise, when in the cantina, stick to real ale, dont ask for a Brewski unless the taste of ammonia is to your liking!!

[ July 15, 2003, 10:38: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

[minipol]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
and minipol, word to the wise, when in the cantina, stick to real ale, dont ask for a Brewski unless the taste of ammonia is to your liking!!

Hehe, thanks for the advice. That's one thing i do not want to forget

[Growltigger]

You are right, stick to British or Continental Beer. Dont try anything American other than the margueritas

[Loser]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
You are right, stick to British or Continental Beer. Dont try anything American other than the margueritas

That's not really fair. There are plenty of non-pilsner, micro-brews available in the States (back when I drank I took water and stayed dry when pilsner was all to be had). If you've not seen them before you've been visiting the wrong cities. These are not big breweries, so I wouldn't be surprised if they don't export and you foreigners have never heard of them.

Do not underestimate the power of Uncle John's back woods grain alcohol (everybody has an Uncle John).

Additionally keep in mind that, as good as Anglo whiskeys might be, it's not bourbon whiskey if it's not from Bourbon County, Kentucky.

And finally, outside of Cuba, where are you going to find better big production Rum than that of Puerto Rico?

[Erax]

Erax, has you done servicing that Giselle Bundchen clone yet?

Well, the plans are all drafted, but right now she's busy, posing as Aphrodite on the half-shell, by that wall over there.

She looks striking with that long long hair, doesn't she ?

[General Woundwort]

A smallish droid hovers up to Raging Deadstar. It flashes a message to him through the glass walls of the aquarium...

"Check your private Messages"

It then quickly hovers out before it gets used as a baseball, or something worse...

[geoschmo]

Geoedipus returns to the Cantina, strolling arm in arm with Lucy Liu now, gazing lovingly into her eyes.

Hey guys, mom, uh I mean Lucy helped me pick out some better party clothes. What do you think of this?