Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[General Woundwort]

A smallish droid hovers up to Raging Deadstar. It flashes a message to him through the glass walls of the aquarium...

"Check your private Messages"

It then quickly hovers out before it gets used as a baseball, or something worse...

[geoschmo]

Geoedipus returns to the Cantina, strolling arm in arm with Lucy Liu now, gazing lovingly into her eyes.

Hey guys, mom, uh I mean Lucy helped me pick out some better party clothes. What do you think of this?

[Growltigger]

Geodipus, great legs mate, you look lovely in a skirt. Where are all the feathers gone by the way, and what have youu done with Misses Diaz and Barrymore!

Erax, Giselle does look absolutely aspiffing in that shell, kind of like a really attractive piece of soap.

Loser, OK, fair comment, I have found some rather good micro-breweries in the USA. My comments are more applicable to the commercial rubbish produced by the great breweries over there. I found a great micro-brewrery in Flagstaff AZ just off Route 66 which was really vbery nice (other than the fact that the pints served were american pints so therefore about a quarter smaller than an English pint). There was also a good brewery in Boston but I cant recall its name, other than that it also did wicked seafood!

BTW Woundwort, Barry pounced on your hover droid in the parlking lot and is currently having problems trying to get a duracell out of the back of one of his incisors!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:

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Originally posted by minipol:
LOL Does this mean you have people asking for UNrecycled fizzy American urine

*Raging Deadstar manges to pull his head out of the aquarium for a brief second*

*blurble blurble* Only Rags does! *blurble*

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RD...What have I told you about spreading the tru...I mean lies about me?!?! *Ragnarok then pushes RDs face into the water even more.*

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar reaches for the lobster deep at the bottom of the aquarium, quickly snatches it and hopes. The lobster flips out of the tank, hits ragnarok in the face and falls, flailing it's pincers around it grabs the most nearest thing. Ragnarok feels a sharp jolt of pain as the pincers find his *ahem* manhood*

Right, i have to head for the Starfury cantina to select my security staff. Put some of the opening ceremonies expensice champagne on Rags tab, he won't want to be dealing with liquids for a LONG time

[mac5732]

Mac, notices a strange color in the brewski he ordered, hmmm, the furry feline is recycling again, ugh,,, Mac pours the tainted brewski onto the floor, (with a tear in his eye) what a waste, he mumbles, he reaches down into his mini astro backpack cooler laying on the floor, and pulls out an ice cold Coors, ahhahhah, he mutters, pops the tab and downs the delicious, cool, refreshing, brewski all the while watching the strange happenings over at the fish tank,

just some ideas mac

just some ideas Mac

[dogscoff]

You would have thought that a man of his stature would have diversified into sea serpents, large sharks with teeth and maybe an octopus or two?

Well, Donogh was actually a Kraaken rather than a squid (watch "Clash of the Titans" if you want to know the difference) and I for one will not be touching any of that supposed Calamari. Kraaken are nowhere near as tender as squid and besides, as anyone who plays nethack well knows, randomly eating monsters is just asking for trouble.

Secondly, you seem to be forgetting the radioactive godzilla-penguins, the shrimp micro-ninja, the exploding demolition lobsters and all my other aquatic denizens. Read through the old cantina threads and count them up if you like.

Of course those days are behind me now, this is only a short reprise for old times' sake.