Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[General Woundwort]

[slight buzz is heard - transport beam has activated]

[ Rags - you owe me one ]

[ July 23, 2003, 16:03: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

[Growltigger]

Woundwort, read the penalty clause for crossing me in your contract and beam that bomb back!

Growltigga carries on singing mournful french piaf-esque dirges about the problems of mortality when 5 kg of TNT is about to go off in your back bottom

[General Woundwort]

[star-trek like commo squeal]

I could beam the bot back, Boss, but it's not like they come with 5 kg of TNT as standard equipment, you know...

[Ragnarok]

Edited for possible not beaming of bot back.

[ July 23, 2003, 16:18: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Growltigger]

Woundwort, I inserted 5kg of TNT into the bot via my cunning "TNT-insertor-disguised-as-a-cricket-bat" device. Beam it back before I call my lawyers, and they call their enforcers

[minipol]

Growl,

using a "TNT-insertor-disguised-as-a-cricket-bat" device is very cunning and devious as nobody understands cricket here!

* minipol turns his head to the bar to order another Leffe when suddenly: DDDOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *

* after minipol gets his face from the ground, he wonders how he could have missed that frying pan *

* minipol notices that after the cowardly frying pan attack, his face looks better because looking worse wasn't possible, hehe *

[General Woundwort]

[Star Trek commo screech again - her-eeeee-oooh }

My most abject apologies, Boss, but I've been informed that the bot in question was isolated and destroyed upon arrival here. It seems the security protocols I instituted for the protection of your property are being followed with gusto. Please send further instructions...