Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[General Woundwort]

[Star Trek commo screech again - her-eeeee-oooh }

My most abject apologies, Boss, but I've been informed that the bot in question was isolated and destroyed upon arrival here. It seems the security protocols I instituted for the protection of your property are being followed with gusto. Please send further instructions...

[Growltigger]

Woundwort, oh for gods sake, call youself a suitable satanic lackey able to fun a cantina and terrorise it with the levels and intensity of cartoon violence expected from you??!!

Growltigga blows a whistle, and several Jean-Paul Gaultier clad fey looking Belgian sailors turn up (all called Henk except for the big one who is called Wuffles). Gentlemen, rectal explosives need inserting, that funny looking bloke in the corner who's lower intestine is ticking.

The happy laughing Belgians (there are some you know) giggle and sprint over to Rags, pin him down, rip off his troUsers and insert a 5kg C4 enema, attached to a large alarm clock/detonator

All done boss they say as they disappear off into the kitchen...

OK, to quote that famous song by Europe, this is the final countdown for Rags, I really did think that Raging Deadstar would be here to watch his arch-nemesis explode a la "one Last wafer thin mint sir" a la Monty Python -The MEaning of Life...

5 minutes and counting

[General Woundwort]

Which cartoon is that, Boss... South Park?

Starfury sector, out.

[Growltigger]

You got it Woundwort, although here, we tend to shout "They've killed Rags, they've killed Rags"

[minipol]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
(all called Henk except for the big one who is called Wuffles)

LOL !
Well see you guys next week. I'm leaving for Scotland tomorrow. 8 days of rain are coming my way. woohoo. (why woohoo you might think? is minipol crazy? of course, i am, otherwise i wouldn't be coming to this cantina right? but what's my point. i go to scotland, it rains, we'll have to do indoor activities. What is Scotland known for besides nessie and funny people walking around in skirts? Right. Whisky. lalalalala. drink drink drink lalalalala.)

* minipol orders a "Straffe Hendrik", drinks it and walks out. *

[Growltigger]

Och, I love Boonny Scotland me, roamin' in the gloamin', highland flings (if you are lucky), lots of good seafood and organic meat, whisky, strong beer, lots of booze, horizontal rain and storm force winds, freezing temperatives and bagpipes, ye' canna beat it.

The number of times I have stumbled along the promenade in OBan singing a derivation of "Scotland the Brave", the first verese of which goes as follows:

There's a fine Scottish lassie
With a big hairy assie
Who is lifting up her kiltie
At a young ladddy booyyyyy

Singing... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
etc

Brilliant, pure magic. Makes you want to wear a kilt, grab a claymore and shout "Freedom" at the top of your lungs

[Erax]

Um... Rags not go boom ?