Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

mac5732 · #1 August 3rd, 2003, 04:40 AM

Mac looks up from his research papers and notices what appears to be a large breasted woman (?) across the dance floor, hmmm, now there's a set of hooters worth looking at, d... just need some stronger glasses tho, she seems to be a little hefty in the hips... hmmmm, as Mac trys to adjust his glasses to get a more pronounced look at the aspiration across the way, "Taz, he yells, pls send the lady across the way a drink and put it on the Gryphins tab"

hastly glass adjusting Mac

Growltigger · #2 August 4th, 2003, 02:42 PM

a Rags/Feltz combination, oh my god RD, what have you done? not even Barry would be able to stop that behemoth should it decide to attach Tokyo??!!

Taz, thanks for the flambed puppy, I am going to have a crack team of inspectors check out your allegatyion that no kitten was harmed, if it was? let's just say furballs wont be much of a problem for you afterward if you get my drift, cos you wont have any........

Someone send the Rags/Feltz thing to Mac, I need to see this.

Erax, good work, now if only you can repair the orgasmatron (hasn't been the same after I went into it with those 4 kylie clones) - Mac may need it very very soon

Erax · #3 August 4th, 2003, 04:00 PM

Umm... sure. I don't have its specs,* just tell me what it's supposed to do and I'll go on from there.

* - A search on the forum turned up nothing, this must have happened WAY back.

Growltigger · #4 August 5th, 2003, 11:25 AM

Erax, if you dont know what an orgasmatron is meant to do, then you are not old enough to be on this thread!

what on earth were you doing with that Giselle Bundchen clone? playing chess? going to the museum? taking her to the zoo?

Raging Deadstar · #5 August 5th, 2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
Erax, good work, now if only you can repair the orgasmatron (hasn't been the same after I went into it with those 4 kylie clones) - Mac may need it very very soon

GT that is just so very sick indeed! Poor Mac. Should we get him blind drunk so he doesn't recall his encounter or should we be evil and let him suffer!

Gryphin · #6 August 6th, 2003, 01:07 AM

"Pit it on the Gryphin's Tab"
:: Looks at Mac, Looks at "thing" :: Looks at Mac :: Looks at Taz ::
Taz - Mix up the following ingrediants for the um "thing" and include this :: hands Tsz a small bit of something ::
Any cost over that of a brewski goes back on Macs tab,
:: Little do then know the concotion makes who ever drinks it passionate about the who evers DNA was on the something I gave Taz. Little do they know it was Macs.

Erax · #7 August 5th, 2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
Erax, if you dont know what an orgasmatron is meant to do, then you are not old enough to be on this thread!

Boss, I know what it's supposed to do, what I meant is I don't know how it works. I mean, does it send prerecorded sensations directly to the subjects' brains ? Or does it allow the subjects to 'send' their fantasies to each others' minds ? Perhaps it skips the middleman and just zaps the subjects' gratification centers, without any sensations attached ? Maybe those are all possible settings ? You've used the thing, tell me what you want from it and I'll get to it.