Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 August 5th, 2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by geoschmo:
This would be more in line Gt's known predilliction towards physical punishments of an, ahem, "creative" nature.

Growltigga thumbs through his Penguin book of "Creative Cartoon Torture for the connossiuer" and gets to page 73....

Right Geo, you have been nominated as the victim, I mean, willing participant in the infamous "Lucky Pierre", a maneuvre so heinous it is Banned by most galactic states, and quite a lot of the more straight laced religions too..

All I need is some cowbells, a Jean-Paul Gaultier clone, a clone of that leather man from Village People (the moustache is very necessary for this), a taser, a small labrador called "Purdey", an industrial sized vibrator - diesel powered with a kickstart, a tub of marmite, some ball bearings and a set of 3/4 inch wing nuts, oh, and a large wooden barrel, a rasping file and some bandages and iodene for afters!

oh, and to keep Walmart Fiji happy, free beers for all (Taz, put them on Mac's tab)

[ August 05, 2003, 16:43: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

Erax · #2 August 5th, 2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Growltigger:
Use your imagination. Imagine what YOU would like to get out of a machine like that and tinker with it. Look, you Brazilians are renowned for being hot blooded amorous love machines, rig it up accordingly

Heee heee heee.

You won't be disappointed Boss.

Growltigger · #3 August 5th, 2003, 06:21 PM

I am sure I wont be disappointed Erax, can you give it a samba feel as well? and maybe install a pina colada dispenser? together with an inflatable Ronaldo lookalike we can punch whilst in the throws of ecstasy?? and maybe a video on permanent re-run of the 1998 World Cup Final?

Erax · #4 August 5th, 2003, 08:33 PM

Sure, in FIVE days I'll have all of that installed. I'll give it twenty-FIVE power settings and thirty-FIVE optionals, including the ones you asked for.

Wonderful number, FIVE. If I say it again, it will be FIVE times I've said it.

Edit : Boss, you are evil. Just thinking about the 1998 final is enough to make most adult Brazilians break down and cry. But I went and had a few drinks and I feel much better now.

So... the stuff you asked for is all optionals, no problem there. But there is just soooo much more it can be made to do. This is going to be so good, it will almost make you forget about football.

[ August 05, 2003, 22:53: Message edited by: Erax ]

mac5732 · #5 August 6th, 2003, 04:26 AM

Old Mac looks up from his research once again towards the direction of the big hooters in the cornor, he notices Taz taking over a drink, he smiles... (Mac also noticed that Gryphin had slipped Taz something for the drink) hmm, whats Gyrphin up to, oh well, Taz's paws are the Last thing to touch the container and since Taz is hairy it would wipe everything off except Taz's scent....

so if the slick Gryphin tried to slip in a Mickey, it'll fall on poor Taz,,, hmmm,, Mac grabs his cell phone and calls his eye doctor, makes an appointment to upgrade his glasses all the better to see those whoppers over in the cornor... aahh, that GT always adding something new to the place

just some ideas mac

Taz-in-Space · #6 August 6th, 2003, 04:43 AM

Feeling sorry for what is in Mac's immediate future, Taz mixes the drinks for Mac and 'the thing' EXTRA-strong. He also adds a few dozen 'little blue pills' to Mac's drink.

Taz would like to 'help' Mac out further; but there is suddenly a mass rush at the bar from GT's almost unprecedented offer of free beer...

Taz also turns on the Cantina's closed-circuit video camera system and prepares to broadcast Mac's, ahem, upcoming event live.

Erax · #7 August 6th, 2003, 06:53 PM

Erax vanishes into the unknown spaces in the back of the Cantina to begin his work. In typical cartoon fashion, weird construction noises come forth for a while, then all is silent.

A few moments later, the double doors in the back fly open and dozens of construction robots(in a variety of shapes and sizes) roll, walk and fly out. They partition off the space around the door to the old orgasmatron with rigid synthepLast sheets, then vanish behind it. More weird construction noises ensue.

Erax comes out and sticks a label on the partition : ROBOTS AT WORK. AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY. OPENING IN [5] DAYS.