Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Someone get Mac back from hospital, he and Vanessa/Rags have a hot date in the orgasmatron!

Yes Boss!

*Raging Deadstar quickly disguises himself as a seedy taxi driver and flys off in a banged up taxi he found from the bar down the street. Pulling up at the hospital he jumps out and opens the rear door. Pushing a button he activates the taxis hologram projector and it turns into a limo. RD quickly puts on a suit and gets out, flanked by 2 liz hurley clones *evil grin*. Going to Macs room he asks the two clones to persuade Mac to come back to the cantina. Within 10 minutes he's dressed and discharges himself. Soon they are outside when the two clones grab Mac and throw him through the "Limo" door and climb in to restrain him, with the "filthy old man" trying to get in to gratifying positions with them. RD climbs in the front, deactivates the hologram projector and heads back to the cantina*

Mission Accomplished Sir!

[Erax]

OK, it's Saturday, time to fill out the 'tron library. RD, Mac, please wear these 'Phong's Head Cantina' caps for the day. See, I have mine on already.

No one else here ? We can get started, then.

The Cantina's back doors open and the FBWs, clones and former space marines come out, dressed in a variety of costumes (neeedless to say, they are all skimpy). They clear away a space in the center of the Cantina, which rises to become a stage. The lights go dim.

Throughout the day, the Cantina clones will alternately be singing and dancing on the stage and serving drinks to the patrons. All of the patron's, um, thoughts, will be picked up by the psych transmitters in the Cantina caps they wear and transmitted to the 'tron computer, where they will be classified and stored in the database.

So enjoy yourselves folks. If there's anything you'd like to see, speak up and we'll arrange it.

[mac5732]

Mac grins as the LH clones try and restrain his poor worn torso upon reaching the cantina, as he is being escorted inside, someone puts a strange looking hat on his head..hmmm, I need a cold brewski he yells out... Mac is assisted into his favorite chair, several Liz Hurley clones stand next to him, as he opens his newest research papers on this new organimatic theory, he shall publish his findings upon completion of his thesis upon further research, in the mean time, the old buzzard downs a brewski and orders another as he continues to read his research paper....

just some ideas mac

[minipol]

Originally posted by Growltigger:
Minipol, how ws your trip to bonny Scotland? and I guess you are never going back as you dont appreciate McEwans and Caledonian brew!

Me thinks that on behalf of the Scottish Brewing Industry, you shoud have a bash in our new orgasmatron, when Erax has finished tinkering with it. It will be grand, you get to watch the 1998 World Cup Final, whilst listening to samba music, being doused in Bacaradi whilst being gently pleasured in some unfathomable manner.

Oh, if you would prefer, we can do a Belgian Version which means you get to watch German TV, listen to that Wally Henk or whatever his name was, get doused in Duval and Fou Fon, and are slapped around the face with a nieuw haring

LOL. Here in Belgium we can get German television and they have these "slager" song festivals. It's really funny to watch.
As for Scotland, i will definitely return. Howevern they pay 66% taxes on their whiskey and so it's a lot cheaper to buy your whiskey in Belgium.

[Erax]

The sign now reads OPENING IN [1] DAYS. Yup, I was too tired to update it.

Since the Boss wasn't around, we'll postpone the test with Mac and Rags 'till he arrives. See you all in a few hours, I'm off for some rest !

[Growltigger]

Erax, I am around if awfully busy so not logging on as often as I would like.

DO NOT POSTPONE THE TEST. CARRY ON AND GIVE IT SOME OF THAT LATIN SPIRIT (AND I DONT MEAN BACARDI)

[Erax]

OK Boss, right on it. "Guards... seize them !!"

The FBWs seize Mac and Rags/Vanessa and quickly carry them to the partition, which is pulled aside to reveal...

a wall with steel double doors.

One of the FBWs pushes a button which causes the doors to open with a 'whoosh' sound. The captives are unceremoniously tossed in and the doors close behind them.

"Now let's see how they fare against our pet Rancor... ohohohohoho..." No, wait, wrong line. "And now... the test begins. Master will be pleased."

Erax zips over to another room with the control panel, on which a screen displays the following :

Settings

Locale : Hotel room
Decor : 1940s
Balcony : yes
Garden overlook : yes
Waterfall : no
Flamingos : no
Music : yes
Time : night
Temperature : Tropical
Humidity : Tropical
Run function 0 at start ? : yes
Function 1 : remote
Function 2 : remote
Function 3 : remote
Function 4 : remote
Function 5 : remote
Library infeed : remote
Log all activity : Heck yes

With a satisfied expression, Erax presses the Start button...

[ August 12, 2003, 12:26: Message edited by: Erax ]