Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Erax]

Sorry RD, I was in a hurry, couldn't keep the Boss waiting you know. The original post has been fixed already.

I have the test results right here, when the Boss has some time I'll tell him how it all went, but in general it was quite satisfactory.

[mac5732]

In researching the orgasmatron in regards to its use within the prestigious of this facitlity. It was found that this is in reality a psycho-samatic condition in which the targeted subjects are falsly infected with projections of whatever the fiendish delights are of those who are practicing the dark art of its facilitations. The condition is temporary in nature and can be over come or by the use of a orgasmatron neutralizer which not only nullifies the condition upon its target, but in turns, sends the psycic conditions back upon those who orcastrated its use. Therefore, Since the wizen olderster Mac not only completed his research on this topic before being thrown into the room, he also had hidden upon his person the neutralizer which rendered himself and Rags to once again see reality as it should be. Upon coming to their senses, they ordered some brewskis, and some tribble wings, rewired the monitor pick ups within the confines of the room, and watched as those responsbile for this atrocitious display were in turn smited with the orgasmatron's psycic powers and since they don't have the proper neutralizer, are currently reliving the experiences that they had intended for poor old Mac and Rags

just some ideas Mac

[Erax]

Ah yes. But you see, this was a test run, so we intended to start the program without any psychic input at all, that was going to be added in later, a function at a time (that's why I set them all to 'remote').

So as soon as I switched on Function 0 (which just rests and relaxes everyone in the 'tron) and felt the effect myself, I switched the thing off and went looking for the source of the problem.

We found the neutralizer and disconnected it, but by then the two of you were long gone. So we went on to plan B - we did the test with a Liz Hurley clone and some random guy named George who was on standby (he answered an ad we put out).

The test results, as I said, were satisfactory. Right now we are adding more ECCM and shielding the control room to prevent more of this 'neutralizer' nonsense in the future.

[Growltigger]

Erax, can we instal a cricket bat so as to whack any silly bugger using a neutraliser right in the goolies?

[Erax]

Um, sure. Consider it done Boss.

[Raging Deadstar]

Starfury Sector Cantina Now Open

Thought i'd advertise the new digs, please come on in and make yourself at home. We're also holding a poll on what uniform the Fbw's should wear!

[General Woundwort]

Gentlemen and ladies! (I use the terms loosely, of course...)

Please raise a glass of your favorite beverage and join me in a toast...

To Geoschmo and PBW... Welcome back... and for crying out loud, don't go away ever again!!!