Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

minipol · #1 September 21st, 2003, 09:57 PM

I'm here too.
* Minipol sits down and orders a "Barbar". Of course Mr. Tigga doesn't have the special glass that should be used when drinking this beer with a taste of honey. Luckily minipol has his own special Barbar glass with him (can you really leave the house without?) and poors it in.
He, the joy of sweetness *

primitive · #2 September 21st, 2003, 10:39 PM

Primitive enters the cantina.

This place really needs cleaning up. Spiderwebs everywhere, there is even a nest of killer bee's hanging from the Phong's head over the fireplace. Primitive carefully loosens the nest with his rusty (yet pointy) spear, trying to carry it outside.
-- Dang, lost it.
Luckily for Primitive the bees goes straight for Minipol and his honey beer. Ah, the joy of sweetness

Rollo · #3 September 21st, 2003, 10:40 PM

In the royal booth a tattered and little roughed up Viking crawls from under the table, followed by a Famke Jansen clone.
"uuhm, did I miss anything? Bartender!, open a keg of mead from my personal storage and fill everyones mug."

[ September 21, 2003, 21:40: Message edited by: Rollo ]

minipol · #4 September 22nd, 2003, 12:28 AM

* AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH minipol tries to shake off the bees but after a few beers running straight isn't easy * AAAA * OUCH * AAAARGGHH *

dogscoff · #5 September 22nd, 2003, 12:10 PM

Mead? Did someone say mead?

A shabby lump in the corner (that everyone had assumed was a pile of old barmats) stirs to life. It's dogscoff- he allows his mug to be filled.

"Can't have mead without boar."

*dogscoff drags a squealing boar from under the table and slaughters it. Then he stuffs an apple in its mouth and places it on a skewer above a freshly-ignited pile of furniture.

Growltigger · #6 September 22nd, 2003, 12:18 PM

Hmmmm, this is not good. I go away for three weeks, come back from holiday, and find that the only amusing things to happen in the cantina is an assault of killer bee's, and the laughable thought that Rollo could get anywhere near Famke Jansen..

GT takes a large club, walks over to Rollo, takes off his little viking helmet and proceeds to repeatedly whack the hirsute German over the noggin shouting "Famke is mine, she is mine, get your nasty Teutonic hands off her, she is mine"

dogscoff · #7 September 22nd, 2003, 12:43 PM

*dogscoff is torn. Should he come to Rollo's aid in a gesture of norse solidarity, or assist his old friend/business partner/employer/arch-nemesis Growltigga?

He decides to compromise, and beats the both of them across the skull with a steaming, half-eaten leg of roast boar.

[ September 22, 2003, 11:45: Message edited by: dogscoff ]