Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

Growltigger · #1 September 24th, 2003, 06:42 PM

Gt, suffering under a bombardment of putrid over-aged piscine thingies, pulls out his trusty tennis racket and proceeds to bat them off until the torrent stops coming.

Unfortunately, his tennis racket is now covered in smelly old fish entrails, and Erax is suitable upset as it is stuffed down the back of his troUsers...

This means war you old fart, says the mighty kat, he pulls out the hand cannon and attaches a hopper full of pickled eggs, pickled walnuts, pickled sheepballs and taramasalata, the LH clones dive for cover as the wretched spindle shaked old tosspot is bLasted into a morass of pink, picled and slightly fishy mess...

Gt walks over to the geriatic pile of puss and asks "when does the horde arrive and where then you old sod, I havn't seen the horde yet"

mac5732 · #2 September 25th, 2003, 04:03 AM

The researchist smiles at GT as that entity has brought him some pickled cuisine for his gullet. As the cagey old youngster begins to fill his inniards, he replies to GT's question of the horde, look east el pussy kat, look east...

they usually appear when you least expect it...

As the wiley one continues to indulge in a repast of pickled estacy, a sharp rumbling begins to make itself heard from within the old one's anatamy, "oh oh, he mumbles to himself, he looks and smiles at the Golden Kat standing before him and with his left hand places his gas mask back upon his wizened countenance.......

just some ideas

[ September 25, 2003, 03:04: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Teal_Avenger · #3 September 25th, 2003, 10:43 PM

Looking for a spot of potted meat and an ale, The Teal Avenger walks thtough the door of the oddly-named establishment.

Perhaps this was not the best night to wear the dress teals.

At least it smells good.

dogscoff · #4 September 30th, 2003, 09:09 AM

For your enjoyment:
http://www.thrudthebarbarian.com/Aliens.html

And to deter anyone who thought we needed a plot around here...

Growltigger · #5 October 2nd, 2003, 11:35 AM

Classic "Thrud" that...

Thanks Mac, the bloody horde has just turned up in Georgia and Khazak. Just what I needed on my left flank. Thanks a lot you miserable old [insert string of expletives of choice] so-and-so, thanks a bundle, I bet you had something to do with it too.. snick'n frakk'n rick'n rakk'n

Right, I am right royally narked. GT reloads the red hot poker hand cannon with its rightful steaming ammunition and looks around. Hmmm, Teal Avenger is new blood, bend over sonny and let uncle Growltigger show you a hot time...

minipol · #6 October 2nd, 2003, 12:00 PM

* minipol enters the cantina and shows off his newly acquired barbar glasses *

wiiieeeee. a special promotion here: buy a case of 24 barbars and you get 2 of the special glasses for free. i have some drinking to do.
lalalala

mac5732 · #7 October 3rd, 2003, 05:38 PM

GT, Glad to be of help, better that the horde is bugging your game and not mine

(so far), did you see my post that there is a Napoleonic Game Mod for Medevil? Its all of the napoleonic era with all the trimmings. Its all based on the Medevil game system and is found in their mod section.

Old Mac watches as GT mounts his raging Thermo Nucular genetic modified war elephant and takes off after the Teal Avenger...

just some ideas Mac